Romance - The Two Dogs Way Ongoing Saga Part XIII

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Her: I can't wait to get home! (As she drunkenly begins to remove clothing)

Me: There's a police roadblock ahead.

Me: I said there's a police roadblock ahead. (Noticing that she is passed out, damn near naked)

Me: Officer, please don't look at my passenger. She has had a couple of drinks.

Johnny Law: I don't think that her being undressed is going to help you tonight.

Me: I'll just carry her like a six-pack.

Johnny Law: Oh, shit, that's funny. Be careful.

Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI, PART VII, PART VIII, PART IX, PART X, PART XI, PART XII