Stellar job, people!!!
I guess that since I have not been posting, people forgot what they were supposed to do and how they were supposed to act. I'll correct that by giving few hints in this post.
Number One: Don't murder anyone. To normal people, this is a no-brainer. But, since there are 200 million registered voters, and 48% of them are Democrats, there are at least 96,000,000 people in this country that can legitimately be referred to as "Moderately Impaired or Delayed," according to The Stanford–Binet Intelligence Scale. Normal people refer to the "Moderately Impaired or Delayed" as MORONS, which all Democrats are. Please don't make a single attempt to say that there are smart Democrats, that just makes you look stupid, like a Democrat.
Number Two: Don't rape anyone. Again, to normal people, you really don't have to teach this, but there is a special class that Democrats give that offers up the finer points of how to rape somebody and get them to make jokes about it on color tee-vee. I know, it's very hard to believe, but it is true. That video is from the 2013 Academy Awards and it wasn't funny to me because I didn't know there was a guy raping people!!! Because I am a normal person, I would have told the POLICE!!!
Number Three: If you were never a slave, you cannot complain about being a slave. I guess I need to tip-toe around this issue because I have never been black, but I can honestly say that playing professional footbaw for the minimum wage of Two Million Three Hundred Ten Thousand dollars for your first four years, you do NOT know what slavery is. By way of comparison, even if you were working at fifteen dollars an hour, it would take you 154,000 hours to make that kind of dust. To break it down for you even more, to work that many hours, you would have to work twenty-four hours a day, every day, for six thousand four hundred sixteen years and eight months. Quite frankly, even slaves don't live that long.
And finally, Number Four: Don't infect someone with a life-threatening medical condition to get your rocks off. Since Millennials do not understand Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS), it killed a bunch of sexually promiscuous people and needle junkies back in the day. It was originally called GRID (Gay-Related Immuno Deficiency) or Gay Cancer because it only infected homosexual men, but Harvey Milk made sure that it would get into the blood supply and kill normal people as quickly as the gay men were dying. Yes, that Harvey Milk that is revered as a saint by stupid people everywhere today. I seem to remember Sean Penn, the wife beater and Communist, making a movie about good, ol' Harvey. In case you are wondering, over 230 billion federal tax dollars have been spent on AIDS research since 1981. I'm guessing with the new laws in California, test patients will be numerous for your research grant work, Dr. Government Scientist.
All that carping aside, I would like to state for the record, quit it. Y'all are acting like Democrats to allow these things to keep happening. Until this country, The United States of America, regrows its backbone and starts standing up for the things that are good and right and just, more of these ludicrous things are going to continue. Notice how Roger Goodell wrote that letter right after President Trumperoid said that players that kneel need to be fired? We're all like that, if you make that first move, someone will back you up, even if you are a mediocre President.
I guarantee it.
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