Installment Number Two of Funniest Stuff in the World

I run all over the web all the time and pick up strange posts from strange people, all for your reading pleasure. For some reason, I find food humor to be extremely funny if done well. It started with Rory's What Not to Cook and now continues with Steve, Don't Eat It! (Hat-tip: Tom)

For the love of G_d, do not drink anything while you are reading these. Oh, and eating will probably be a little difficult as well.

And here is the LINK to Dr. Rice's resume that I promised. This also does not point out that she speaks four languages fluently and first began her collegiate career at age 15. And don't forget that she is Black and a woman, a double minority (minorority?). Okay, so link your resume in the comments, you, you, you Mr. Smarty Pants from Hell.

UPDATE: If you have any relevent additions to the resume, like Pam who has shown the flaming superiority of Dr. Rice to such intellectual lightweights as John F'n Kerry and Barbara "Byrd is the Love of my Life" Boxer, send the links, damn you. We must not simply tout the accomplishments of Dr. Rice, but we must show that the people that question her intelligence are of dubious character.

UPDATE 2: Pam sends THIS link to a comparision of a couple of circus clowns (no offense to circus clowns) to Dr. Rice. Second article on the page.

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