Meany Ol' Meany Spammer Mail

I always read the names of spammer mails and find much cheap humor there. I currently receive about 100 of these mails every day in three accounts. Carry the one and you will see that is about 300 of these wonderful mails every stinking day. Here I shall present the names and a brief description of the content. If you are interested in any of these ads, just e-mail me with "I am a tee-total moron" in the subject line and I'll forward them to you directly. By the way, the grammar has been copied directly from the mail, the asterisk simply replaces a word that could actually be interpreted as vulgar.

Here we go:

Hypnotizes R. Pears: Anime Girls with big blue eyes and msnoter (I THINK THIS IS MONSTER pr0n!)
Panickiest H. Polystyrene: Painted Beauties in pverert action with mnsoetr (YEA!, MORE MONSTER pr0n!)
Complacently O. Illustrator: Stupid Girl **** in mouth by wild **** (NO TYPOS!)
Robustly O. Finch: Barely Legal Drunk Local Girls ***** (AGAIN, NO TYPOS!)
Carouse R. Barmaid: Horrible Cwogirls Gteting their **** pumepd by animals (OH NO! NOT HORRIBLE COWGIRLS!)
Circularized P. Slipcover: Petrty Old **** **** (LOVE THE SENDER'S NAME)
Pulsar C. Handicap: Prtety Wrohe big cick movie (I GOT 'BIG' AND 'MOVIE', NOT SURE ON THE REST)
Aron I. Podiatrist: Shy Jnena Lewes **** on private video (FOOT DOCTOR pr0n)
Sykes O. Microprocessors: Old Aged Weomn sucking enmroously *** *** (ENMROOUSLY?)
Hydrangea O. Piled: Animated B*t*h fu*ekd by 3d mrstneo (THIS ONE ACTUALLY SAYS "Without an infant!")
Disappointments V. Coastline: Petite Drunk Coellge girls getting naked for the first time (AIN'T NOTHING NASTY ABOUT NEKKID COLLEGE GIRLS!)
Childbirth K. Helicon: Awful Sl*ts gteting fileld by wild *** (WHAT EXACTLY ARE THEY DOING?)
Robbery G. Rheostat: Incennot Avril Lavigne hacekd ptohos (HIS/HER NAME IS ROBBERY?)
Extraneous I. Lethargic: Cute Jsesica Simspon **** on private video (I WISH THEY WERE A LITTLE MORE LIKE THEIR LAST NAME)
Saran D. Hookey: ACME Beauties f**ekd by 3d guy (WILLEY COYOTE pr0n!)

Now, here's what I do with these. I simply forward one e-mail to the next. I have no idea what happens, but there is a little bit of satisfaction in returning the favor. Who knows, maybe Disappointments V. Coastline wants some pr0n from Childbirth K. Helicon. And wonder why Disappointments' parents named them that? Maybe 'cause they knew that little Dissy would grow up to be a pr0n spammer.

Anyway, these are just some of the pr0n mails, also I think that obviously someone thinks that my breasts aren't large enough, that my bidness ain't got enough bidness, and I need a damn college degree without ever attending class. Oh, and Dave, I really don't want your help with the ladies. Who in almighty, mortal Hell actually clicks these sites?

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