Wide Awake and Liquored Up!

Once again it's time to dip in the old recipe book and see how we can get lubricated today! Wooooooo Hoooooooo!

Today's recipe will not only get you sauced, it will also keep you up to finish watching the latest video rental or long enough to teach one of your younger kids how to ride a bicycle. Plus, a wide awake drunk goes good with any party. Is that supposed to be "goes well"? Nevermind.

The Chilly Leprechaun
You will need the following:
3 oz Cold Espresso (Do not use Starbucks 'cause it sucks)
1 or more oz Irish Whiskey
1 oz Coffee Liqueur
1 oz Irish Cream
1 scoop Vanilla Ice Cream (DO NOT use Ice Milk that's for sissies)
Coupla' Drops of vanilla
4 cups Ice

Chunk all that in a blender. Carefully place the lid in place, this IS important. Run through all the buttons on your appliance. I have no idea why they name those things like they do (Puree? WTF?), but it usually gets faster as you move to the right. Keep doing that until your concoction is smooooooth. Don't just drink it out of the blender pitcher thing, though. Your mama wouldn't let you do that.

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