No Electricity? Let's Get Smashed!

Usually I do a post with frozen drinks because of the sweltering heat in Mississippi. This week I will offer what little help I can to my friends without power. Yes, I know that they can't read this post, but they can put these ingredients aside, just like the tuna and bottled water, for future power outages. It pays to plan ahead. Trust me, you don't want to shoot looters while you're sober. Remember when the power's out, the safety is OFF.

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You will need:
4 ounces Blue Curacao
4 ounces Lime Juice
4 ounces Triple Sec
4 ounces Vodka

Forego the squirt bottle and put this stuff straight in a clean half-gallon milk jug. Shake vigorously. Add ice if you got it.

Here's what you say when a looter comes calling, "My power's out and my wheelchair batteries are dead." Hide behind the largest piece of heavy furniture you have and get ready to start blasting. It's loads of fun on a budget.

Stay safe folks.