Roberts Tries a New Tactic With The Press

Alternative Title: Press Conferences According to Dalton, the Philosopher

Dalton: Here's the rules: 1. Never underestimate your opponent. 2. Take it outside, NEVER start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And 3. Be nice. If somebody gets in your face and calls you a c*cksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.

Roberts: Being called a c*cksucker isn't personal?

Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.

Roberts: What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Dalton: Is she?

*Pause*

Dalton: I want you to be nice... until it's time... to not be nice.

Roberts: How will I know when to not be nice?

Dalton: I'll tell you.

Jeff Healy: Ladies and Gentlemen, Wade Garrett.

Wade: There a sawed-off little runt around here named "Dalton"? Damn boy, I thought you'd be bigger.


Linked to basil's blog's Headline News. Yea, I know it doesn't fit, but I think that he'll find it funny.