Okay, You OWE Me

Having single-handedly saved the stock market after the final announcement of Webb's victory in Virgina, I decided that today, you actually have to send me the money you made from the recovery of your 401k. You have to admit that I was the catalyst in bringing the market back to the point that it needed to be.

Now, I prefer to receive my reward in L-A-R-G-E bills because you know that you have them now, simply because of me. Git to it!