Vote Me Up A President

I have always been somewhat active in National politics, becoming more so after the birth of my heir to the Dog's throne. I started listening to Rush Limbaugh way back when, in 1989. That far back, the show was funny and informative. Now? Not so much unless you really, really like a bunch of commercials, which I do not. Anyway, the Presidential race has always interested me because the nuts come out of the woodwork for it. This year is really special because it is the first time since 1928 that NO incumbents are running. Let's take a gander at some of the current "candidates" shall we?

Democrats: Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Christopher Dodd, John Edwards, Mike Gravel, Dennis Kucinich, Barack Obama, and Bill Richardson.

Let's be serious for a minute here. If anyone wants a Democrat in the White House, you should immediately ask Biden, Dodd, Edwards, Gravel, Kucinich, and Richardson to sit down and shut the Hell up. Everyone knows that this race is Clinton's to lose, Obama's to gain, and the probable VP candidate is the ambulance chaser for both of those. The only thing that the others are even doing is making this party look stupid, well they all make the Dems look stupid, but those more than the frontrunners.

You also know that there is no way in Hell that Hillary will allow Barry Obama to be her VP running mate. She requires the front of the ticket and she cannot stand Black folks anyway. Barry would upstage her at every point of the race and she would have a meltdown about that. You Leftists might love, love, love Clinton, but if you don't know that she is sleaze, you should not leave your house to pollute the rest of the country with your stupidity. Hell, it might get in the water supply. Coupled with the fact that Barry is more human than Hillary could ever be would force her to use him to make her administration look like there was some semblance of humanity while they quickly run this country into the ground.

If Hillary wins the nomination, the running mate will be a milquetoast nobody, think Al Gore or someone close to that irrelevant. Think Troy Smith as Heisman winner. If you have seven brain cells and are honest, you know this to be the case. And Al helps your campaign with the morons that think that the United States is actually polluting the planet more than every other country in the world. She needs the nutroot people to help bolster her case with the other morons that vote. Hillary just ain't an attractive candidate to thinking Americans, but I do think that she will win the nomination because "stupid is as stupid does."

If Barry wins the nomination, he will choose the most lily-white cracker that you ever saw to help his chances of maintaining the racist white voters that make up all Caucasians that are Democrat. Remember the Democrats are the ones that gave us George Wallace and the States Rights Party (Dixiecrats). Think Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia and you wrap up every single one of the white folks that are still Democrat. You do know that he is in the Ku Klux Klan, right?

One more thing regarding the party of lesser intelligence and socialism. The fact that this party will allow someone with the credentials of Dennis Kucinich to even register with their party should tell you a whole damn bunch about Democrats. That guy makes Ron Paul look like he can button his own pants and that is saying a damn mouthful.

Republicans: Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee, Duncan Hunter, Alan Keyes, John McCain, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Tom Tancredo, and Fred Thompson.

Okay, since Keyes is in the primary, he has my vote. I voted for him in the first primary against George W. Bush because he believes pretty much the same things that I do. That makes him a genius. Do I believe that he has a chance? Hell naw, I ain't stupid. My next choice would be Duncan Hunter, but even I wouldn't throw my vote that far away.

According to polling data, the real race is among Rudy and McCain. And mainly it's Rudy's to lose. I discount Romney simply because of his name, I guess you could call that some type of discrimination, but I do not care. I also think that Fred will show pretty damn well.

The main thing that I keep telling myself in this election cycle is that no one is going to do what they say they are going to do. That is the way that candidates are and they will always be that way. Death, taxes, and politicians lying to us are the three things upon which we can depend.

"Third" Parties also producing "candidates" include the Constitution Party, Green Party, Libertarian Party, Socialist Party, Unity08 Party, and there are numerous independents running as well. If you are actively campaigning for any of these candidates, you, my friend, are wasting your time and are dangerous to society in general. Please report to your local Health Department. We require you to turn in some reproductive organs that you will not be needing. There is no way that any of these candidates are ever going to be President of the United States of America, Moonbeam. You might think that one of them could make a difference, but you would be wrong. Us normal people just point and laugh at you, Eddie Vedder.