Women are so Gay

This is a French pedicure. I am stunned by the fact that women do this to themselves on purpose. They most definitely do NOT do this for men, they do this for other women.

Disclaimer: I am a dude and I really like women. I am also a dude that cannot even imagine why women would wear high-heeled shoes except for "private-time" with their man. Shoes should be really comfortable, high-heels ain't that.

Let's get with it. Basic rule of normal human hygiene number one: If it's from France, it is flat-out nasty. You see, those women in France have a damn tendency to NOT shave their pits and they have a strong tendency to smell like uncooked sausage. American women should NEVER try to emulate French women. The very reason that this is called a damn French pedicure is because French women are so damn nasty that they do not cut their damn toenails.

Basic rule of normal human hygiene number two: When you get the white stuff showing on the end of your toenails, they are too damn long and you need to cut them. Fingernails on WOMEN are the sole exception to this white thing rule. Men, do not ever let the white crap show on a single nail on your damn body.

Are we perfectly clear on these rules? Good, go straighten that crap up, please.

Please take the time to cut your damn toenails.