John Madden <3's Brett Favre

This has to be said, sportcasters and color guys should not have overwhelming man crushes on players. Or if they do, they should handle that in the privacy of their own bathrooms. That said, Madden has got the gays for Favre and has for a long damn time, so much so that it makes me very uncomfortable.

Since you all know about Madden's video game and the curse of being put on the cover, what do you think will happen when Brett Favre is on the cover of Madden 2009? A rip in the time/space fabric? Favre returns to Kiln and opens up a meth lab?

Here's seven minutes of John......



Oh, please keep in mind that watching, playing, or talking about soccer makes you gay, there is no question about that. it's scientific, huh, Ronaldo?

Please take the time to make fun of all soccer homosexuals.