May Fire Sale!!!!!!

Since I am a really nice guy, I have decided that the first person to offer me one tenth of the true value of this blog by the Blog Shares measure, shall get this blog, my house, my truck, my architecture degree framed in twenty four karat gold antique frame, and a trip around the world.

If you offer one half of the true value, you get an autographed photo of me, too. With a Sharpie of the color of your choosing, no less!

And for those of you who must simply pay full value, I'll get Roger, my dog, to read the morning paper to you every day for a year.

*Click the image to see my big 'un.*

No pushing, please.