Uh, Maybe You're Doing it Wrong

From THIS "news" item that sets the World's Record for Wrongness!

How many things can we find that induce flesh-crawling horror?

1. 52 year old thong wearer
2. Getting injured by underwear
3. Going to court because of it
4. Victoria's Secret asking to see the underwear
5. The obvious speed with which this 52 year old thong wearer dons her thong. (I just threw up)
6. Holy shit! Metal stuff on your drawers!
7. Los Angeles
8. Lawyers

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"Hey, Gramma! Can I play with your slingshot?"