Dang, National Dumbness is Rubbing Off on Me Now

Every so often, my handler e-mails me IQ tests. It seems that I have done worse on this one than any other in the past. I guess the rising tide of stupidity is starting to affect me as well. Osmosis and all, you know?

Their damn e-mail:

Hi, Two Dogs.

Thank you for taking the Instant IQ Test.

You scored: 145

Your IQ Range is Above 140 and you are EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT.

Congratulations on completing our IQ test! Based on your answers to the test questions, your IQ is above 140. IQ scores are based on a scale where a score of 100 is the average score. By scoring higher than 100, you have shown that you have a higher than average intelligence level. Your score range of above 140 is the highest category and indicates that you are extremely intelligent, so again, congratulations are in order! Your intelligence level can say a lot about how you approach life. By having a high score, you are someone who can face their challenges and often overcome them easily. You look at the world and are able to make sense of it by fitting together the pieces of the puzzle.

Thank you for taking our fun IQ test!

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Brooklyn, NY 11215

Holy shit! According to my past test results, I am now considered "Borderline Retarded."

TEST HERE.

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