Rating Sarah Palin - A MILF? UPDATED!

UPDATE: I was called out on my 5.1 times more experience and I must admit my mistake. For Palin's experience I simply calculated two years. That is incorrect. She has currently only served 611 days as of today. Remember, I am comparing EXECUTIVE experience in the case of Palin to LEGISLATIVE experience of 143 days in the case of Obama. Again I say, apples to oranges and apples are worth ten times more. So therefore only comparing QUANTITY between the two, Palin actually has 4.27 times more experience. When comparing QUALITY, it is minimally 42.7 times more. Also, it was pointed out that Obama served in the Illinois State Legislature and that should count toward his experience. Most educated people know that there exists no more corrupt a political body in this country. Palin has weeded out more corruption in her short tenure than any elected official in Barry's miserable lifetime. So again, it is a noncomparable quality win for Sarah Palin. It's like playing Kentucky as your one SEC game and trying to get credit for beating an SEC team.

I submit no photo because I do not want to have that cloud my judgment on her. Trust me, she is cute as a button. Also she was born in 1964, the bumper crop year for humans with extraordinary intelligence. Oddly enough when checking those stats, I found that not one single person who was born in 1961 has ever achieved an IQ of 80 or greater. Weird trivia for you there. And she has ooo-koodles of experience for someone under fifty years of age. That is kinda a jab at the sandpoundingly stupid presidential candidate of the Party of the Morons. Let's get with it.

In two years as governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin cut property taxes by SIXTY FRIGGIN' PERCENT!!ONE!!! Cumulative score = +1000

In two years as governor of Alaska, she cut out pork barrel spending in Alaska's legislature. Cumulative score: +2500

In two years as governor of Alaska, she launched investigations into the corruption of Ted Stevens and Don Young, both Republicans. Kinda takes that off the table as a campaign issue for the Morons, huh? Cumulative score: +3679

She has been governor for 5.1 times longer than Barry was a senator before starting his bid for president. Five times longer!

Sarah Palin served on the Wasilla City Council from 1992-1996, doubling Barry Obama's experience level in anything that he has undertaken in his entire life. Oddly enough, she was successful in this endeavor, so that doubles Barry's success ratio for lifetime achievement. Cumulative score: +4763

Sarah Palin RESIGNED from a position as Ethics Commissioner of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission because she couldn't get anything done with the commission because of lack of ethics of the other members. Cumulative score: +8700

She is currently suing the federal government to remove the polar bear from the endangered species list. Cumulative score: +12902

She proposed eliminating the gas tax in Alaska. Cumulative score: +14670

Tricky one here. She vetoed legislation barring same-sex couples from getting state pensions and benefits. The attorney general concluded that it was unconstitutional, so fighting the legislation would have cost taxpayer money. Cumulative score: +15800

The list is endless folks, she appears to be perfect and this is a pick unfitting of John McCain. How he screwed up so badly to make a pick this damn good is amazing. maybe John is just stupid-lucky. And, I am assuming that his staffers will control him and keep him from doing his normal everyday stupid shit. Trust me, I friggin' hate middle of the roaders. Moderates never make a stand on anything and John McCain is the textbook moderate. Oddly enough, four years ago the news media was telling you that too. They were pushing McCain as John Kerry's running mate, remember? DREAM TICKET!!!!!

Sarah Palin appears from first glance to be an outstanding pick that shares my philosophies and values. The fact that she has to lower her standards so far as to run with McCain is really too bad for her. Enough about her overwhelming experience in the government realm, there is not single Democrat in the party today that can equal her accomplishments to date. Not one.

Just so you know, Sarah Palin's cumulative Two Dog's score exceeds that of the Democrat ticket by a mere 196,209,748 points without even adding in the additional 14,000 points for having a vagina. (Do know that simply having a vagina is a very damn good thing.) That score-differential is pretty hard to accomplish since she only scored 15,800, huh? What does that tell you about the Democrat ticket? For reference, John McCain adds not one single point to the Republican ticket, either. So you do the math on that one.

Now, the personal stuff. She hunts, fishes, Lifetime NRA, plays sports, raises children, is married to her high school sweetheart, and has a son who is going to Iraq on September 11 of this year. He joined up last September 11. Remember that date, anyone in the Democrat Party? The high school sweetheart thing just stuns me, how many folks do you know that do that shit anymore? Want more?

As far as character and backbone, get this. Her fifth child was diagnosed with Downs Syndrome in utero. Even knowing the difficulties the family faced, she still gave birth to the child in April of this damn year! From a parental standpoint, I still question my decision (even eighteen years down the road) and my child is perfectly healthy. In contrast, Barry says that if his girls screw up and get pregnant, he doesn't want them to be "punished with a baby." Big difference between the two parties on this one. John McCain's pro-life stances are the only thing that bring him back to an even zero in political score and also are the only reasons that he is still Republican.

Please know that I started looking at Palin when Arcticman suggested and promoted her a while back. I didn't really go into it much because that was too much work for too little reward. I really don't think that a woman of Sarah Palin's caliber and integrity will draw too many of the wretched, old, baby-killing, Hillary hags from the Democrats, but I do think that she will energize the normal women that live normal lives and love G_d, family, and country.

I am almost ready to vote for McCain for president and that is something that I swore that I would never do because of his centrism. All that is needed to push me into the camp is if he would say that he would only be president for one term.

Oddly enough, while writing this post, I heard on the radio that the Democrats are already saying that since she is on the ticket, then the Republicans have to stop talking about Barry's utter lack of experience. To that I ask why? Sarah Palin has over five times the experience of Barry Obama in any endeavor and has been successful where every one of Barry's endeavors have been utter failures. I guess that the Democrats are going to start running another candidate in Barry's place.

What say you?