New Democrat Talking Points! Get Your Program!

Those of you that have read this blog know that I am Catholic. Even though Catholics do not use the Bible as our preaching book, I know infinitely more about the things contained in it than every single Democrat living, up to and including the NEO-Son of G_d.

Today's moronic meme is "Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor." How ridiculous and offensive to normal Christians, but those pesky ol' Democrats do not know that. Is there anyone in the Democrat Party that is NOT a simpering moron? Intelligent study says NO!

You know, Jesus was the Son of G_d, that was kinda His claim to fame, and He was never a community organizer, He was a CARPENTER. Well, maybe in the Democrat Bible he was a community organizer that supports abortion, but not in the one that I have. It's really soft brown leather with my name engraved on the front, too. No, mine, not the moron Bible.

Where in the world do they come up with these idiotic things? Seriously, how in the world do Democrats actually survive childhood? Would it be so hard to actually crack the Bible open or go to church to see how the sane people live their lives? Is that too much to ask of those people that try as they might to manipulate Biblical teaching? Maybe studying before the test is a good idea, huh?

Now the second half of the meme, Pontius Pilate was a governor. I guess that means that he is basically a restrictor plate on a stock car? Naw, the morons are using that term as a synonym for "ruler." Do they even know what a governor does? From my limited understanding of the Bible, Pontius Pilate was forced by the Democrats in the church to flog Jesus. And yes, the Bible actually uses the word DEMOCRAT as a synonym for "High Priests."

So, if you are Christian, please know that DEMOCRATS killed Jesus. They are evil.

They killed Elvis, too, but that's a story for the next Democrat meme.

Please notice there were no cuss words used in the making of this blog post. Hooray me!

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