Contrarian Awesomeness! The Dow (UPDATED!)

It's 3:20 Eastern and the Dow is off about 363.59. Let's make some bets!

I bet that the market closes with a run and winds up off only about 50.

It opens again tomorrow with another run getting down about 350 and then closes down about 50.

Same thing on Friday. So, by the end of the week, the Dow is only down about 150 or 200.

Same thing for the next three weeks. Then, a total collapse. Before the Obamessiah assumes command of the Crazy Ship, the Dow shall be in the neighborhood of 7400-7500.

You should begin to shift to financials, Bank of America comes to mind. This sounds crazy, but that is exactly where all the money for Barry's 700 million in campaign contributions came from. George Soros, money guy.

Does anyone think that it is strange that Barry spent 700 million dollars, McCain spent only 80 million, and the election was that damn close? Hey, I have a great idea, let's do that math, mmmkay?

Barry spent 700 million dollars and received 63,467,052 votes. One vote cost Barry eleven dollars, three cents.

The McCainiac spent 80 million dollars and received 56,116,292 votes. One vote cost the McCainiac one dollar, forty-three cents.

Now, who do you trust to fix the economy? Oh, Hell to da naw, you done voted, sheeple.

I got the donuts!

UPDATE: Just so you are well aware, I was wrong in my prediction about today's market, it is down almost five hundred points. Be afraid, be very afraid.

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