Indians Stick Head in Bucket-O-Fail

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Me: Says here that Kerry Wood is on the DL.

Sultan: Dang, one whole MONTH? Isn't that the longest time that he has stayed off the DL?

Cleveland, history is a great indicator of future performance. When a guy has rarely played a full year in his entire career and has to have three major surgeries just to be able to jerk his gherkin, chances are good that the past will continue to repeat itself.

Pending Kerry's physical results, Cleveland will throw 10 million dollars a year for the next two years down the shitter.

Vegas set the o/u for starts in 2009 for Kerry Wood at ONE.

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