Kudos on Da Beatdown

I subscribe to a bunch of sports blogs because I am a man and I do man things. When Fire Joe Morgan took their little purse and shawl and piled back in the Ford Rambler of non-blogging, I was disheartened. But, Kissing Suzy Kolber has picked up the pace.

If you read only one sports post today, MAKE IT THIS ONE. Big Daddy Drew completely eviscerates Peter King. Seriously, I laughed too damn hard.

Here's a taste (yes it's a pun):

It’s so unfair. You’ve got two penises in front of you, and you can only suck one! Why did God give man just one oral cavity? IT’S NOT RIGHT THAT A PENIS WOULD GO NEGLECTED!

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