Conservatives are Pathetic - A Guest Post

I received a comment that was so utterly stupid and inane, I immediately thought it had to be written by a college professor at a state journalism college. And the weirdness is compounded by the name left, Winston Smith.

According to the top post on his blog, he was/is a teacher, so, enjoy what the education racket has for you and your kids.

Yeah, look, it's absolutely clear that this has nothing to do with Bush. Everything that's gone wrong for the past eight years--which, of course, is virtually everything--was Clinton's fault as everyone knows. Until Obama was elected. Then, as that great intellectual R. Limbaugh noted, the recession that had begun on Bush's watch was Obama's fault--though Obama had, y'know, not yet even taken office. Gotta love how the "party of personal responsibility" is pathologically incapable of admitting its (copious) errors.

Man. You people are really pathetic. It'd just be funny if you weren't screwing up our country too.

For God's sake, do everyone a favor and stop voting. Conservatives have been wrong about almost every single major issue for the past forty years. How's about you pack it up and just quit? The world would be a much better place.

Not to actually offer a platform for an obviously unhinged moron, but this is one of them there TEACHABLE MOMENTS. The problem that my philosophical brethren have had in the past is that we just ignore obvious morons and go about our day. We miss the opportunity to pass on valuable information.

Since Winston is/was a teacher, I will go on the obvious assumption that he is a fucking moron and talk him through the facts and his wrongness.

Forty years was the length of time that Winston used and that is somewhat troubling. As a base premise for this argument, I shall use Conservative and Republican as interchangeable terms because the terminology for C/R had changed before that time. Let's go back to 1969.

Democrats control Congress, Nixon begins his first term as President and we were tied up in the Democrat war in Vietnam. tOSU beats uSCCC in the Rose Bowl. The first Zeppelin album released. The SDS seizes the Harvard admin building, launching Billy Ayers terrorism career. (Remember, Ayers was a terrorist until 1980.) CHAPPAQUIDDICK!!! The United States lands a manned vehicle on the moon. Charles Manson's family kills Sharon Tate to launch their Democrat slaughtering spree. Hurricane Camille. Socialists win parliament in Germany. Billy Ayers and his Weathermen terrorist outfit COMMIT their "Days of Rage" in Chicago. ARPANET, the Beta release of Al Gore's internet was launched. K-19 and the USS Gato collide. Wendy's hamburger joint was opened. Altamont.

The administration of Richard Nixon accomplished two big things in my opinion, he ENDED the Democrat war in Vietnam, the exact way that Barry wants to end the War on Islam in Iraq, by running. Nixon also took US currency off of the gold standard. Both were terrible ideas, but both were ideas that came from the Left, the fact that he followed them was the important thing. He was wrong, but the ideas were not his. So, if we are generous, Winston is right.

Fast forward to Gerald Ford. I. Got. Nothing. Seriously, my memory cannot bring up anything that he did at all. From Wiki, he was only president from August of 1974 to January of 1977, so that's only two years, five/six months. I do remember him being nominated to replace Spiro Agnew, I was in the fourth grade and that was an assignment. I actually remember writing his name down in my Civics notebook the night Nixon announced his nomination. The notebook was green. How's that? Ford was also shot at a couple of times and the fall of Saigon happened on his watch. But, we had a Democrat Congress then, too.

NOW! Jimmy Friggin' Carter. It can be debated that he was NOT the worst president ever, now that Barry Obama is in the White House, but we still do not know how long the new Moron President will last. Jimmy was the first in the milquetoast line of Democrats to get a national platform. In other words, he checked his spine at the door and embraced every single piece of liberal claptrap to come down the pike. He also had a Democrat Congress that was itching to destroy every single bit of individual achievement and success in our country. They DAMN NEAR succeeded. Check out his electoral map, it is too damn bizarre to imagine by today's standards. And also understand, Jimmy was the first media president, the national media pushed this guy as strongly as they pushed Moron McDumbass. THEY GOT WHAT THEY WANTED. Utter and complete collapse of the economy, and our country almost returned to the breadline days of the Great Depression. Understand, his tenure was UTTER failure unknown until that time, well except for Detroit, WHICH CARTER KILLED. We all thought that the Democrat Party was dead because their ideology is so sand-poundingly stupid as to defy ALL logic. Proven without any doubt. Google CRA. Absolutely ZERO successes occurred in the Era of Jimmy Carter. ZERO. And NO Republican ideology was promoted or enacted. Weird, huh, Winston?

And Carter begat Reagan. Reagan epitomized the current "conservative" ideology. His was a philosophy of limited government, slashed taxes and reduced spending from the fed. Reagan's reality was that he had a Democrat Congress that continued the Carter Era spending and that continued until the Democrats realized that every move they made, the economy got worse. With that realization and the Democrats NEED to continue to get elected, they relinquished the reigns to Reagan's ideology and passed the Economic Recovery Tax Act in August of 1981. The economy's decline bottomed shortly thereafter around December of 1981 and unemployment and inflation started falling. The net effect of the legislation was that revenues to the fed dropped less than ONE FRIGGIN' PERCENT WHEN TAXES WERE CUT!!!! The reason why? BUSINESS EXPLODED! Reagan also slashed spending in the welfare programs, extracted government from the lives of individuals, thus allowing employment to rise, and ushered in the longest peacetime expansion of the United States economy in history.

In other words, the thing that worked is the EXACT opposite of what our current Idiot in the White House is doing.

Reagan brought about the utter collapse of Communism in the USSR by crushing the Russians in the BCS Championship of Awesome. Where did President Reagan fail? He appointed Alan Greenspan as Chairman of the Federal Reserve at the end of his second term. In case you didn't know, Greenspan at one time was an Objectivist. Ayn Rand died in 1982 and Greenspan WENT FRIGGIN' CRAZY. We missed that part, he hid it well and actually got to move up in the government world until he damn near wrecked everything. And Greenspan is married to Andrea Mitchell, 'nuff said?

After Reagan, we got his wimpy VP for four years. HW Bush RAISED FRIGGIN' TAXES and derailed the Reagan growth model. Northeast Republican went all Northeast Republican. By the way, Democrat Congress. Milquetoast. Lost his spine in WWII, obviously.

Bubba Dicktrouser. A serial rapist, philanderer, utter douchebag. Impeached for corruption. Jacked up taxes higher than at any time in the past and was the motivation for the Republican return to limited government. From 1994 on, Clinton was controlled by a limited government model controlled by limited government REPUBLICANS. Economic success achieved. But, Bubba sold technology to Communists and was corrupt to the very core. His entire cabinet shall be recycled in the future.

Milquetoast Bush's oldest boy. Good guy, honest guy. Good wife, solid family. TOO DAMN NICE TO MORONS. W Bush allowed the Republicans to increasingly become controlled by the morons in the national media and started the return to the cycle that led to the election of Jimmy Carter. Did not follow the limited government model. W did take the fight to the Muslims after they attacked NYC. He was hated by morons and America haters the world over, so he was doing something right. Did lower unemployment to record lows, and increased the economy to record highs. His failing was NOT crushing the Libtards while they were ripe for the crushing and the Party of the Morons took Congress back in 2006. Still, the country enjoyed the greatest expansion of the economy EVER in our country's short history. Until the Democrats increased the minimum wage and stalled the growth. Bush signed the Bill.

Juggy McMorontard. UTTER FAIL. Even Barry's nomination for the Democrat candidacy slaughtered the stalled economic growth, caused by Democrats. Obama has done nothing but rapidly attempt to move our country toward the failed ideology of Socialism, a dead ideology in all minds that work. Only total morons are even remotely enthused by any moves of this administration and those morons only control the litigation arm of the American economy. Since there shall be no legitimate businesses to sue into oblivion to buy new yachts for the lawyers, the economy has continued to go south and the fall is rapidly accelerating. When Business Week calls Barry an utter moron, you better take notice, because Business Week is run by Barry's buddies, the folks at Newsweek.

What is my HOPE, Winston? My HOPE is that Barry will just wake up one morning and wander off into the desert at Burning Man. Then we will get to see a bunch of the new President Biden and the Democrat Party will be crushed down again like Carter accomplished and that the Barrystream Media will be deported to their true home in Cuba. I gots me some HOPE.

And in the spirit of bi-partisanship with the morons, I offer the economic model of the Libtards. CHOOSE.

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