AGW – All the Cool Joo Haters Do It! (A Guest Post/Response)

I recently published a blog post on AGW, Anthropogenic Global Warming, and many of you were kind enough to read all the way through and comment on the post. A very special thank you goes out to each of you who took the time to read the post! One of our favorite commenters, One Salient Oversight raised several questions in the comment section, I am proud to present AGW II: A New Heap.

There exists a consensus amongst scientists that AGW is real. This pseudo-fact is tossed about quite liberally. Let’s dissect this statement just a smidge, shall we? We need to define a couple of terms, just so we’re all on the same page, mmkay?

1. Consensus - An opinion or position reached by a group as a whole
2. Opinion - a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty
3. Science - A branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws.
4. Fact – Something that actually exists; reality; truth.
5. Law – (Science) a statement of a relation or sequence of phenomena invariable under the same conditions.

Now that we have the terms defined, let’s translate the previously mentioned statement supplanting actual definitions.

There exists a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty, reached by a group who study a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of reality/truth, systematically arranged and showing the operations of phenomena invariable under the same conditions, as a whole that AGW is real.

Plain English: There is a belief resting on grounds insufficient to produce certainty, amongst those who dedicate themselves to studying facts and laws that are repeatable under controlled conditions that AGW, something which cannot be repeated under controlled conditions, exists.

A belief in spite of truth… Isn’t that what many scientists and liberals accuse Christians of employing?!

Consensus implies that the position held on AGW was ‘reached by a group as a whole,’ and yet we know that there are more than 30,000 scientists including some 9,000 PHD’s who do not subscribe to the AGW myth… Therefore, the statement, as grammatically incorrect as it already is, is patently false on its surface.

So, for the record, and you can quote me: “THERE EXISTS NO CONSENSUS AMONGST SCIENTISTS THAT AGW IS REAL.” AGW is not science, it is at best theory and at worst a hoax of the most despicable kind.

Speaking of science and AGW, where are all those results of laboratory tests showing that AGW is indisputably real, fact and by definition: science?! Oh, that’s right, there aren’t any… Even the computer models make Algore look like an ass on a stick.

Polar Ice Caps – Oh noez! they’re all melting, and we’re all gonna die!!!!!!!1!1! Except, that’s not true… The Antarctic sea ice is expanding at a record level. Oh yeah, and the Arctic sea ice… it’s still there, too.

It’s warmer than it’s ever been, ever! Really?! This planet has been around by some estimates more than 10,000,000,000 years. (As an aside, if you spent a dollar a day for each day that the earth has been in existence, you still wouldn’t have spent as PeeBo has flushed down the economic toilet with the Porkulus Bill, but I digress) The most reliable measurement of global temperatures has been in existence since 1850. Now that may seem like a long time because it predates the Twinkies in your pantry by about 3 weeks, however, in the scheme of the overall age of this planet, that’s what we call statistically insignificant. It would be data non grata… worthless without MAJOR extrapolation. The longest instrumental temperature recording has been around a whopping 350 years. Assuming the earth is 100 times younger than the oldest estimates, 10,000,000 years, 350 years represents 0.000035%. That number is so small I’d be guessing when I said it’s 35 thousandths of one percent. (As another aside, 35 thousandths of one percent would be the number of US voters who voted for Dennis Kucinich in the last election) So, based on 0.000035% of data available, we are ready to declare, unequivocally, the earth is warmer than it’s ever been… I’d call that highly irresponsible, but then I’m not Algore.

The reality is that this earth has been though violent extremes in temperature and will continue to do so, regardless of you taking your Tahoe down to the Piggly Wiggly to grab some Ho Ho’s and a case of Mt. Dew.

If you’re curious about the whole AGW thing, be very careful! Belief in AGW is indisputably rooted in anti-Semitism! Damn joos are responsible for everything bad! Belief in AGW has also been proven to cause the following; a decrease your sperm count, back hair, midget infestations, anal seepage and cock fighting, amongst others!

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