A SHOCKING development occurred today while I was out making the donuts. Supposedly, the Right-o-sphere is chomping at the bit that Helen Thomas (of the Old Trolls Weekly) and Chip Reid (of Nancy Boy Hairstyles) gave Robert Gibbs a bunch of flak at a presser today.
Folks, this is NOT a sign that these Libtards are about to start doing their job, this is a gentle way to let everyone know that the questions to be asked on this week's episode of "Friends" are going to be extraordinarily soft. Good Lord, we are talking about HELEN FRIGGING THOMAS!
Watch and see if you can decide which one of the LOTR trilogy movies Helen starred in. Extra points for naming her character's name, too!
The only shocking thing in this video is that Robert Gibbs did not projectile shit his pants when the scratchy voice of the oldest living creature known to man finally awoke and wretched the hideous sounds from the bowels of her cakehole.
I cannot wait for her to sing "Happy Birthday" to Barry this August.
By the way, at this lickfest we were discussing in the presser, President Water-Wing Ears hugged a woman stricken with cancer and the Barrystream Media SHAT a golden cow when she was miraculously HEALED!!!
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12 comments:
LOTR?! I was pretty sure she played Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back, but I could be mistaken. If she was in the LOTR trilogy, then she was definitely this Orc.
Maybe she was even a female Ent?!
CL, I swear I was thinking of the tree thingy people. But, that orc is a good substitute.
YOU WIN THE NUCLEAR SUBMARINE!!!!!
Have you noticed that Gibbs giggles when he is called out on the obvious? Like a nervous teenage girl, this guy. Gheesh.
By the way, when Helen Thomas says something has NEVER happened in the White House, she would know - I think she probably took notes when they were building that sucker.
I will never forget when I was a kid, and Richard Nixon was President. Helen Thomas (in her own special way) asked a question that went on for at least 3 minutes. Nixon answered, "No, next question." The whole Press Corp erupted in laughter.
You know don't you that when Bubba famously stood before the White House Press Corps, and said, "I did not have sex with that woman..." that he was pointing directly at Helen.
Then he dropped that long finger and said, "...Ms. Lewinski." See, Bubba didn't lie after all.
Nyuk...I can't report this verification word...
Gibbs could mop the floor with that crabby old lady Helen. She said those things because everyone knows he would not attack her. Helen and Chip are As_s ho_les. Gibbs, please don't call on them for a while. She's 100 years old. she need to retire. No one cares what she thinks. Bush kicked her but-t to the curve in the press room years ago. She thinks she is queen bee. No respect.
Anon, while Gibbs IS the smartest person affiliated with the Obama Administration, he is AS sharp as a marble.
I can't leave this alone...Helen Thomas said those things because THEY ARE TRUE! Crabby and old she may be, but she is a sharp as a tack, and when someone with that amount of seniority and experience calls out the WH Press Secretary, the world should pay attention, she obviously had a point. When I'm 147 I hope to have all my brains, too.
Christina, when you are 147, Helen will be 278 years old, and asking questions of Sasha's Great Granddaughter, President Sasha Michelle Hussein Obama. She will likely have morphed into a Klingon or something by then.
You know...you can stab it with a steely knife, but you just can't...
Nyuk...my word verification is belbutt! Nyuk!
Andy, the Obama's posterity morphing into Klingons would be a HUGE step-up, they don't travel the Universe and APOLOGIZE. Wish he would go ahead and do it now, a little Klingon honor is just exactly what we need right now.
In a Star Trek (TOS) episode, the 'bot (aka, Lurch) kept referring to "The Old Ones" in explaining who he was killing and why.
Helen Thomas was their babysitter.
Robert Gibbs is a candyass, Anon. What a credibility-shredding, utterly doofus thing to assert. Gibbs couldn't fight his way out of soggy toilet paper, having wrapped himself in Barry's used stuff.
Christina, & Skunks...LMAO...seriously!
Speaking of Klingons...do you know what the starship Enterprise and Preparation H have in common with Barry's administration?
They both circle Uranus, looking for klingons...
*ducking boos and throwd Baghdad Bob Gibbs 'tough guy' bobbleheads...*
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