Monday, July 13, 2009

ONE WHOLE DAY!!!

I do believe at this point we can all agree that the people that read this blog and the smartest, most beautiful people in the world.

At the start of yesterday's run for the gold, we were not on the first twenty pages of The Google for the search COLLEGE GAMEDAY, today the race looks much, much different. Front page y'all!

There shall be a little extra in your checks this week.

The Four Letter is terrified of y'all.

Note: Some folks have the subtlety of a sledgehammer with a chainsaw blade when doing the same thing we did.

Please take the time to comment.

20 comments:

ChristinaJade said...

I'll take my COLLEGE GAMEDAY bonus Medium Rare, please.

Thanks.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY

Staci said...

COLLEGE GAMEDAY

I'm all about Andy's comment about OU's 420 points in the first quarter, however, I believe it might be in the first quarter of the first quarter. Get your butt back to Utah, Cosmo the Cougar. Nobody needs you heah!

At this point, I'm so desperate for footbaw to start that I might have to attend Sooner practice or sumpin.

Paul Mitchell said...

Oooo, Staci, better carry a sweater, that 130 degree temperature in Norman is probably feeling pretty BRISK right now.

Andy said...

Yeah, we're ONE AWESOME BUNCH! But we still could not win Christina a yard make-over. I had three hundred friends vote for her, but obviously the cheating ijjit that won cheated better than us.

But it's nice to be appreciated anyhow Paul.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY

And it is 102 here today...or as Staci says, "714 in dog heat."

When is September gonna be? College Gameday

ChristinaJade said...

Yes, Andy COLLEGE GAMEDAY, but is it a dry COLLEGE GAMEDAY heat or is it COLLEGE GAMEDAY muggy?

Andy said...

It's freakin' COLLEGE GAMEDAY hot, and COLLEGE GAMEDAY muggy. It sucks like COLLEGE GAMEDAY (not the actual COLLEGE GAMEDAY...the stupid program known as COLLEGE GAMEDAY).

Dang, Paul's word verifications have gotten awfully boring the last couple of COLLEGE GAMEDAY days.

ChristinaJade said...

So is COLLEGE GAMEDAY this going to be a COLLEGE GAMEDAY requirement every day until COLLEGE GAMEDAY football begins in COLLEGE GAMEDAY September?

'cause it makes my pinky finger tired. :)

Paul Mitchell said...

No, the College Gameday thing is not an every comment thingy, we just had to get positioned for the coming of the season. Only 52 more days to GO!

I would say with us on the front page of The Google, it shall be easy to wrap up the term during the actual College Gamedays.

classicaliberal said...

Did you hear that Vegas gives Boise State and Virginny Tech 6 point home field advantage?! Really, VT and the Mustangs?! Apparently they have the two most daunting home stadiums in College Gameday footbaw. I heard it today on Colin Cowheard's ESPN radio show.
Maybe Boise State makes sense, cause with all the blue and orange everywhere, including the damn field, it's too easy to be come disoriented and throw a ball directly up the center's ass.

BTW, that 6 point advantage given BS and VT is better than the 5.5 advantage given LSU, USC and FSU as well as the -16.8 'advantage' given Mississippi State.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!

Andy said...

Thanks for clearing that up College Gameday Paul.

You just say the word when it's time to get back to College Gameday ing. We're with you, Corch!

classicaliberal said...

Nothing?! I trash talk Mississippi State at 11:00 AM PST and nothing?! What the hell?

Paul Mitchell said...

Sorry, I just awoke from a long nappy time. I even tore my bunny jammies.

But, I think that Begas is being too generous to We Suck on the offering of -16.8. MSU is fucking terrible.

classicaliberal said...

I thought for sure I was going to get a 'that report is bullshit! Everyone knows that Mississippi State Stadium, Lube, Tire and Nail Salon is the most daunting venue in College Footbaw!'

But... nothin

Paul Mitchell said...

CL, you would just have to see Starkville to understand. Seriously.

But, the engineering school is top notch.

classicaliberal said...

I thought you people were rabid College footbaw fans?! No against all logic and reason defenses of your teams?!

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!

Paul Mitchell said...

Us MSU, Kentucky, and Vandy fans just kinda ride the tide of the SEC when our teams step out of the conference. GO SEC!!!!!

Steve B said...

Hey, thanks for the link. I got a Mean-a-lache (or is it a "Mitch-a-lanche now?) out of the deal. I mean, a good eleven or twelve hits poured in in. Woot!

REMEMBER THE POSH!

Paul Mitchell said...

Naw, Steve, I am not Mitch, but my father was Mitch, just call me The Son of Mitch.

ChristinaJade said...

COLLEGE *insert obligatory "Paul thinks he is a sonofamitch" comment here* GAMEDAY

'Cause someone had to say it, that last comment just begged for it! :)

Denise said...

Paul, I'll go you one better. Check your Google placement for "footbaw"! Success!!