Thursday, August 20, 2009

I Find Myself to be a Humorous Sort

Anyone that knows me also knows that I think that I am the smartest, funniest, most attractive human being to ever live. FACTS matter.

Anyhoo, while going through the Reader a few minutes ago, I found myself laughing out loud at a very witty, pithy post that was thoroughly and brutally enjoyable. I scrolled back up to see which genius blog I was reading and IT WAS MINE!!!!!

Narcissism is beautiful.

I am also retarded, because I just wrote the post this morning.

Please take the time to comment.
Posted by Paul Mitchell at Thursday, August 20, 2009
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10 comments:

ChristinaJade said...

Now why in the world would you want to be so modest? Go ahead, say what you REALLY think. :)

Aug 20, 2009, 7:17:00 PM
Andy said...

Yeah Paul, I started telling Pam a joke this morning. She cut me off in the middle of it. She said, "Andy, you retard! I told you that joke about 15 minutes ago...the punch line is 'never mind, I didn't know you were a law enforcement officer, too.' "

Aug 20, 2009, 9:49:00 PM
JDR said...

Put the crack pipe down...back away slowly.

Aug 21, 2009, 12:15:00 AM
Skunkfeathers said...

Middle-age sucks, don' it ;-)

Aug 21, 2009, 6:12:00 AM
Paul Mitchell said...

Andy, been there. Maybe not the very same HOUR, though.

JDR, I find myself to be very funny.

Skunks, the problem is that I am 45 and middle age is technically 39. As a matter of fact, I am old enough to remember when middle age was 36! I am W-A-Y past middle age. I am a Senior, now.

Aug 21, 2009, 10:02:00 AM
Mississippi District UPCI Single's Ministry said...

and they say the second thing to go is the mind.

Aug 21, 2009, 3:25:00 PM
Paul Mitchell said...

David, it is my first thing.

Aug 21, 2009, 4:39:00 PM
ChristinaJade said...

This would be one of those perfect opportunities for me to interject a bunch of stuff 'bout what happens to us wimmens at a certain age, but I just like all ya'll too much to even tell you.

You're welcome.

By the way, I AM NOT technically middle-aged. *tosses hair and walks away* Wait, really? :)

Aug 21, 2009, 5:58:00 PM
Skunkfeathers said...

CJ, educated people with common sense (there are pseudoeducated folk with no sense, mainly liberals, but I digress) know that when women hit 40, they hit their second "sexual" wind, so to speak. And we guys...we guys peak at 19, and begin a gradual downhill, that's a runaway by 50.

I oughta know, I'm 2 years past that LOL (some limited comfort for you, Paul..youngster).

Though, I delude myself some comfort with da woids of Tobey Keith.."I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm good once as I ever was" ;)

Aug 21, 2009, 7:52:00 PM
ChristinaJade said...

This would be one of those perfect opportunities for me to interject a bunch of stuff 'bout what happens to us wimmens at a certain age, but I just like all ya'll too much to even tell you.

You're welcome.

By the way, I AM NOT technically middle-aged. *tosses hair and walks away* Wait, really? :)

Mar 20, 2011, 12:51:00 PM

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