One Monkey, One Keyboard...

...so the collected works of Shakespeare are unlikely, but a book from Cornel West or Al Franken is easily completed.

When I finally kicked open my reader last night, I had over 1200 posts waiting for me. I must admit that I did not read every word. Sorry folks, but I did skim every single one of them, made notes, and marked the ones that I wanted to linkdump.

Oddly, the birth certificate thingy is STILL in the news. You would think that President Nancyboy would simply go ahead and release that, huh? Why are so many people asking about that and so many fakes cropping up? Let's just assume that Barry thinks that spending ONE MILLION DOLLARS to keep it sealed is a good idea. What could possibly be on that long form thingy? Is Obamoron NOT his real father? WHO CARES?!?!?!?! Barry is an idiot of monumental proportions, who knocked up his MOONBAT mother is unimportant. We all know that the Dunhams are scuzbuckets, just like the Obamas. Again, WHO CARES?!?!?!?!

So, what makes people want to find out these things, could it be a plot to marginalize the SMART PEOPLE by making them look like Leftard idiots like Barry? Hmmmm?

When even Patrick is holding on to posts about the BC, something is amiss. (Here's another link to Orly's shitdouchery.)

Personally, I think that Basil has nailed why Barry refuses to simply give us that piece of paper. The whole Witness Protection scenario also answers why the "Secret Service" whipped out the auto-gatts on normal people.

And of course I have been keeping track of what is going on with your money, too. Funny how, according to the Barrystream Media, the economy is BLAZING on all cylinders right now, yet NEVER when Bush was in office.

So, why will Barry and his merry gaggle of fucking imbeciles NOT simply cut taxes and get this country back on track? Us 95% could sure use that tax cut right now. Oh, that is right, they are contrarian economists. By the way, the longest peace time expansion of the economy ENDED when the Party of the Morons took over in 2007.

How is that battle over destroying our medical services going? At Below the Beltway, Doug links the explanation that Barry is a dangerous, lying POS. But, we already knew that, right? Right?

And how are those dirty commoners responding to those town hall meetings on destroying medical services? NOT GOOD. But, at least Barry is really a doctor. Wait, huh? And what is he up to? He could NOT really want to do away with private medical services and insurance, could he?

Luckily, Barry has an entire government OWNED media outlet to actually LIE about the folks that do not want to destroy our medical services. Can someone in the rightwing payola racket please send me my damn check for promoting this propaganda? Oddly, I cannot find a single check that I have NEVER received.

What is up on the Sarah Palin divorce front? Oh, yeah, I did see that was an actual LEFTARD lying story like the "see Russia from my house" thingy. But, maybe a certain kindergarten teacher needs to be nailed to a cross, beaten with a knotted plow rope, and set on fire. (No, I am not kidding.)

Hey, Barry! Where are all of those jobs?!?! Uh, WTF? Internment camp GUARDS? Are you shitting me?

What else is on the front burner? Cash for Clunkers. How exactly is that working out so far? You know, it is a good idea to try to bribe people to buy the government produced cars to maybe recoup some of that tax money that y'all blew, but why turn right around and start work on a bill to tax driven miles? I mean, THEY ARE WRONG ON EVERYTHING.

Check it.


But, at least we have the hottest, smartest First Lady EVAH in history, right? What the Hell do you mean that she was disciplined and lost her law license? Oh, that is right, we brought that up last year and the Barrystream Media ignored it. At least she IS HOT and arm-y, though.

With the World's Best Loved President in office, none of the crazy junk is going to happen anymore. Russia would never drive damn subs right up our coastlines, you know.

SHIT FIRE, MORON LEFTIES. WHAT THE HELL DID Y'ALL DO?

I am just going to get me a comic book theme for my iGoogle page and y'all can go straight to Hell.

And start burning more music.

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