What is an Insult?

It never ceases to amaze me at what the idiots think is degrading. For instance, they defend Barry by saying he is a Harvard grad. So, is Al Franken, your POINT? They attempt to degrade me by saying that I am a graduate of Mississippi State University. It is doubtful that they can even reach the vitriol that I can spew toward Mississippi State University College of Architecture, sooooo, uh, STFU.

Then it is that I am a Mississippi boy and I must be uneducated, can't read, drive a truck, had sex with my sister, the list of attempted insults is endless. What they do NOT realize is that I have been to their cities, seen their culture, met their people, HAVE THEY EXPERIENCED MINE? Who is the RUBE? Who is the person that lacks the experience and RICHNESS of life?

Add on top on that, I am my own worst critic, well except for one other person that is head and shoulders above me in that regard.

Now, the Caribou Barbie "insult" of Sarah Palin is astounding. I am going to assume that Maureen Dowd actually coined that all by herself, even though I have never seen a single thing in one of her columns that even shops in the zip code of "pithy."

We all know what a caribou is, and we all know Barbie, and oddly, neither term is even remotely derogatory, so we must assume that together, two or more positive terms equal a negative. Let's try some of that on with our Dear Leader, mmmmkay?

Summa Cum Laude density.
Honesty illusionist.
Penis Priest.
Overachieving vegetable.
Statuesque circus clown.
Intelligent hummingbird.

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