Blog Milestone (And College Gameday Location Week Five!!!)

I just realized that we had passed the 2007 post milestone. Since 2007 is an extremely random number, I shall from this point forward celebrate every subsequent hundred posts with giving away a free something or 'nother. It prolly won't be worth much because we make ZERO dollars blogging.

Please keep in mind that you always get what you pay for around here.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY shall be in Boston this coming Saturday for the Flarda State v. Boston College SUCKFEST.

I AM NOT KIDDING!!!

I halfway do not believe this because I was unaware entirely that there was actually a college in Boston. So, I did my research on Boston College.

Boston College's athletic teams are called "The Flamers." The main profession that is studied at BC is drunk-driving. Doug Flutie is GHEY. Professors are all straight from mental institutions and smell like pipe tobacco and suede. Boston College has never played a single team that was any good in the four year history of their junior college footbaw program. I also fell asleep twenty-two times while researching Boston College and am still very sleepy.

Just out of curiosity, I checked out how old Bobby Bowden was, too. Mathematicians are still trying to invent that number.

GO CRIMINOLES!!!!!!!!

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