Friday, September 18, 2009

College Gameday - September 19, 2009

Since everyone wants to do know where the dumbest footbaw humans shall be tomorrow, I am here to tell y'all. AUSTIN! welcomes MORONS! In case you were unaware, Austin is the ARMPIT of Tejas. If you are an unwashed hippie in Tejas, looking for all kinds of freaky stuff and drugs, you head to Austin. That is why The Four Letter decided to send their boys down there. They look smart by comparison.

Since The Barn destroyed We Suck last weekend, AUBURN POON!!!!! (Yes, SFW!)

Still MORE ways to optimize your calendar to stay abreast of Da College Gameday!


BAMMEROIDS!!!!



I just Judy-Chopped the nextdoor neighbor, he is a Klansingtonville Rebul fan.

Please take the time to comment.

And yes, CROOM!!!!
Posted by Paul Mitchell at Friday, September 18, 2009
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18 comments:

Andy said...

Man, I am in PAIN! I've been watching those Kung Fu Hillbilly videos, and can barely sit up straight...

Man, did you see the one on the Jerry Springer show?

Seriously, some of the funniest junk I've seen in a while.

Sep 18, 2009, 2:42:00 PM
Paul Mitchell said...

Andy, I just had to let y'all get to know (Dead) Tommy 5 a little better. Yes, that is REALLY him.

Sep 18, 2009, 2:45:00 PM
(Dead) Tommy5 said...

Paul, you must want a judy-chop to the neck and a kung-fu kick to the knee.

Sep 18, 2009, 4:29:00 PM
Paul Mitchell said...

Dang, (D)T5, you need to quit wanting to touch me.

Sep 18, 2009, 4:32:00 PM
(Dead) Tommy5 said...

After I hit you with my judy-chop you will wish I only touched you.

Sep 18, 2009, 5:34:00 PM
Andy said...

(D)T5, take a video of that will ya? Post it and e-mail me a link. I can probably get you and Paul on Jerry Springer.

There is this really fat chick across the street that mows her grass in a bikini...she can carry the "round number" cards around for you two. It will be really special...

Sep 18, 2009, 5:42:00 PM
Paul Mitchell said...

(D)T5, it would feel like someone throwing paper.

Andy, fat AND a bikini? Gross.

Sep 18, 2009, 6:52:00 PM
Andy said...

Gross? You decide...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TeJxggJvg7g/R4EcIu7UYDI/AAAAAAAAACs/p-S-2IVoHlM/s1600-h/1ug.jpg

Sep 18, 2009, 6:56:00 PM
Paul Mitchell said...

ANDY!!!!! = FOREVER BLOCKED!!!!!

Sep 18, 2009, 6:59:00 PM
Andy said...

Sigh...well, it's been nice.

Sep 18, 2009, 7:07:00 PM
Skunkfeathers said...

I am NOT looking, Andy...dinner's down and I wants it to stay there.

Kung fu hillbilly? Wazz 'e do, yell "road killllllllllll" and chop a shucked corn cob in half?

Sep 18, 2009, 7:47:00 PM
Paul Mitchell said...

SF, you kinda wish that he would. BADLY.

Sep 18, 2009, 7:49:00 PM
Andy said...

You are a wise man Skunks. Trust me. I mean, you don't want to get them fancy dentalized toofers all messed up on the backside with stomach acid and fritos.

Sep 18, 2009, 8:22:00 PM
Paul Mitchell said...

CL, welcome to the TRUE COLLEGE FOOTBAW BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP CONFERENCE. Those are the UGLY chicks down here, too. We do not let our attractive wimmerns get photographed.

Sep 19, 2009, 1:27:00 PM
Paul Mitchell said...

CL, even our barefoot, pregnant chicks can beat WASHINGTON!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sep 19, 2009, 11:27:00 PM
classicaliberal said...

Speaking of barefoot pregnent chicks, how'd you guys manage to beat Vandy?

Sep 20, 2009, 12:53:00 AM
Paul Mitchell said...

That is just the way it is in the SEC. Since the conference is home to the best twelve teams year in and year out, the perennial last place team can jump up and beat the perennial next to the last place team occasionally.

We Suck beat We Suck (but, not quite as bad).

Sep 20, 2009, 8:57:00 AM
classicaliberal said...

Speaking of barefoot pregnent chicks, how'd you guys manage to beat Vandy?

Mar 20, 2011, 1:28:00 PM

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