Excerpt from an actual conversation:
Me: HEY! I can get Viagra really cheap from this website!!
Her: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI, PART VII, PART VIII, PART IX, PART X, PART XI, PART XII, PART XIII, PART XIV, PART XV
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11 comments:
HA! I forgot about that.
Workin' to upstage Smilin' Bob?
;-)
First NASCAR season the Viagra car was on the track -
"And the Viagra car is HARD into the wall!" Benny Parsons
Yep, they just had to cut to commercial after that one. :)
What's the URL? Just asking...
LOL! Heck, Andy, I don't know where to find that on the webbynets - I've got the race on one of those ancient VHS tapes. :)
Skunkfeathers, Smilin' Bob is a porn star compared to me.
Christina, I think Andy wanted the url to the Viagra. HA!
Um, CJ, is there something that you are telling us about your "gear?" Do we need the Gender Determination Committee to check under your hood and kick your tires?
Nah, my girly gear is just fine, thank you very much!
Wait - who's on this committee of which you speak? That might change my answer. Just sayin' :)
This is the committee.
Committee Chair.
Vice Committee Chair.
Gear Inspector.
What time today are you available?
*RUNS SCREAMING!!!*
My word is "mackn" - HA!
Yeah CJ, I was talking about the "little blue pill's on sale" URL.
It's not for me, it's for a friend...
Now, I know I have just opened myself up to a very smart-ass comment by Two Dogs. Sigh...
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