WTW - Late Night Pseudo-Good Mood

[This was moved back to the top because (Dead) Tommy 5 got sand in his vagina and threw a hissy fit. Look below for newer stuff.]

I got this from Steve Rankin at Southern Crown.

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.

"Hello?"

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Got this one from Clanium. Hats of Meat. It's MEAT!!! And it's a HAT!!!

I think that (Dead) Tommy 5's wife sent this one. "There, I fixed it!"

The Long-Haired, Rock-n-Roll, Hippie Engineer sent these in of the ULTIMATE HUNT MOBILE!!! Yes, Amite County, Mississippi. Insert obligatory "Mother of Invention" comment here. (Please also recognize that three wheeler production was ended somewhere around 1988.)







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