College Gameday - Week VIII // BCS - DOS

Since I had been preparing myself for the BCS by watching the APee, it only took the very first week to totally skew the standing betwixt the two. With the APee placing the Bammeroids at the top, and every other poll in the entire Multiverse placing Da Gates firmly upon the apex. Luckily, both teams have an extended BYE this weekend with Da Gates vacationing in StarkVegas (+22.5) and Bammeroids traveling to Rocky Top (+14) to get theys drank on.

Another fun game shall be the Razorhogs (+6) traveling to Klansingtonville to take on the Cross Burners of Ole Miss. I am sure that you recall, I picked Ole Miss to win seven games and the pollsters picked them to finish in the top ten. Um....somehow I should be getting paid for this prognosticating or something. Game goes to the Hogs, trust me. I got inside knowledge on this one. At 53, take the under, too. (Because, Ole Miss' Heisman candidate this year, Jevan Snead, FUCKING SUCKS.)

Also, I like the Oregon State v. uSCCC game, too. At 20.5, I would take Oregon State and with the o/u at 49.5, I would go with the over. You know that the PAC-10 players hate touching each other with clothes on, so tackling will be at a premium.

And in case you like soccer, tOSU has a BYE against Minnesota, Michigan, or some other Tri-County special ed school. I cannot be bothered to look at that one again, I fell asleep for four hours the last time and I have work to do.

Almost forgot, the Bottom Ten with Panic. Strangely, uSCCC is not in this list and I cannot figure that out. But, remember Ball State being everyone's darling last year? How quickly the falsely elevated can fall, huh?

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As always, CROOM!!!