Drive-By Blogging - A Hit-N-Run Post

Deddy just took on still more work for which to NOT GET PAID, so this shall be a quick one. If you have a blog, run back to your place and link this post to keep the Pay-Pal cheese rolling in here. Remember, I blog for the MONEY.**

And it appears that I might be needing some more money, since the Barry White House has decided to sue us into submission. I think that I am about to make a run to the border to stay two steps ahead of these shake-down artists. Seriously, steel imports fell 76% in August alone, folks, but "the recession is OVAH!!!!" Good Lord, they are friggin' stupid.

The next thing you know, Charles Schumer is going to get elected to some powerful position. HUH?!?!?! Who the fuck did that stupid shit?!?!?!?! Oh! NOES!!!!!

Well, luckily manufacturing volume is picking up. Today is contrarian day, time to celebrate.

And thank goodness that someone is FINALLY talking about how bad minimum wage increases are on unemployment. If memory serves, someone brought that up MONTHS YEARS AGO. (Seven solid pages of posts on The Google search, amazing!)

I am certainly glad that exports are about to pick up. You know, when the internet leaves the United States. Barry lost the internet, people!!! We lost the friggin' internet!!!

But, our illustrious leader is a genius, he must have a plan. Maybe his plan is contained in these videos. These videos where he shows how smart he is.

Thank goodness that he is so very smart. That might come in handy when all of the indictments start coming down. In case you forgot, all Democrats are criminals. That is the first rule of Moron Club.

Stacy McCain unleashes on the new project that I plan on undertaking. Methinks that he is overreacting, Janeane will be just fine after I am through. Really. Trust me.

Morons on Parade reacts to the Saturday Night Live skit about Barry accomplishing Jack and Squat. Honestly, I did not think that the skit was funny.

Last but not least, Barry assembles the largest contingent of malpractice doctors ever collected in one place. The unofficial name of this gathering was "Loser Convention." Everyone called it that. I promise.

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