Drive-By Blogging - Folder Cleaning

I am heading outta town again tomorrow, do y'all think that maybe y'all can keep friggin' Deion Sanders from coming out of retirement while I am gone? Is that TOO MUCH to ask of y'all, MY FAMDAMILY?

Anyhoo, I gotta do come folder cleaning to get the news out there for the six of y'all that read this Headstone of FAIL. Oh, notice that even though I have not been posting regularly and traffic is falling for the past month, the rank of this blog has been INCREASING in Mississippi? I even remember back when this was the number one political blog in Mississippi even though I consider this joint a HUMOR blog.

Just so you know, the biggest news in the country right now is the fact that despite sucking unlimited bags of dicks at playing footbaw, THREE-LOSS uSCCC is STILL ranked in the BCS!!! Please make a note that NEVER-EVER ranked Stanford, the team that beat the absolute tee-total mortal SHEE-IT outta uSCCC this past weekend, is only ranked ONE SLOT above uSCCC. Seriously, please, wha...da...fu...?

This week in college footbaw in GRAPHS. Enjoy.

Now, with neither rhyme, nor reason, the linkdump.

You know what we really need right now with the Democrats destroying the economy with their lunacy? How about MORE TAXES? Where the Hell is John Adams when you need him?

What exactly are the stats on who pays the taxes, by the way? OH. Not good.

Guess what happens when unions run the show? PART I. They run off businesses? Dang. PART II. They run off businesses? Dang. Is there an echo up in this M-Fer?

Michelle Obama is friggin' HAWT. Especially when Stevie Wonder dresses her.

Barry takes a pretty picture, too.

Here's some more on Barry and his lovers in ACORN. Barry now has a "Erase All Past History Czar."

But, Barry is absolutely dumb as a bag of hammers. And dishonest.

But, do not worry, the Barrystream Media will cover up for Zebra Jesus.

Remember, the economy is in a Divine-Inspired Recovery. Well, yeah.

Concerning the "Stimulus," longtime blog buddy that has just now started blogging again, Steve B, kinda OWNS a calculator and crunches the numbers on this clusterfuck. Yeah, baby, these guys/gals/Barney Frank-like creatures are great for our personal wealth.

Speaking of Barney Frank, when the Party of the Morons is starting to write bad stuff about a prostitution-supporting, drug-supporting, embezzling homosexual, you know that it is time to go.

Speaking of Barney Frank, Joe Lieberman has gotten some enemies on the Moron-side of the political spectrum, too. Good Lord, Joe is as far left as you can get without falling off the edge of the world. Why do they hate him now? Because he supported The McCainiac? It should be illegal to be a leftie or either you should be locked up in the lunatic asylum.

Really, Basil kinda misses the point here. The reason to vote for Republicans is because our chicks are HAWT. NO. I only want the Congress to start UNDOING what they have done since my birth.

Um, maybe this media person is the one that actually coined the term "Teabaggers."

A United States sailor comes home from Kuwait. Dammit, I love dachshunds. getchur weiner ON!!!



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