In Defense of President Moron McDouchetard

I have pointed out non-stop how stupid the current president is. If you are paying attention, you know that he IS simply from your own observation. His only claim to fame is that he was the President of the Harvard Law Review and won an election against John Fucking McCain.

Not to place too fine a point on the Harvard Law Review thingy and being its president, but so was Stephen Breyer and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. And conversely, if you are an idiot, so was Antonin Scalia and John Roberts. So either way that you look at it, that means nothing. Not to even mention, the Harvard Law Review is a freaking college newspaper. Oh, you can call it a "journal of legal scholarship published by an independent student group," but it is STILL a college newspaper.

Color me unimpressed. Not to mention that Barry Obama is wrong, wrong, wrong on everything that he believes.

But.

After getting the mullet-pelt shorn today, I listened to about five minutes of Sean Hannity reading some story for a Norwegian newspaper about Barry "dissing" the Norwegian king at Barry's Heisman Trophy acceptance shindig.

Okay, admit it, you have no friggin' clue where in the Hell Norway even is, why the mortal shit-fit would you even care if Barry pissed in the Norwegian King's Cheerios? And weren't y'all all making a skull-coughing-up fit about Barry bowing to every swinging dick in the world, basically admitting he was the world's bitch? Well, he did NOT fucking bow to the King of Norway, huh?

Do y'all even know what language the folks in Norway even speak? Holy shit! Who gives a shit? Do you even know what in the Hell they do in Norway? Do you even care? I mean really. I wouldn't care if they held the lesbian tongue length contest there every year.

The fact that Barry went to Oslo to pick up the utterly useless Nobel "Peace" Prize was bad, but I think that he saved face by finally coming to grips with the fact that it is a joke. As he must realize that he is.

Oh, and cry me a fucking river, he did not stop to hear a bunch of school kids warble some Norwegian folk song. Well, yeah, you know how much you enjoyed hearing your OWN DAMN KID sing in the second grade. Dang, "This Land is Your Land" by kids that could barely speak. And you understood what the Hell they were singing.

Not to mention, that I really do not like (very much, anyway) the sounds made by the Norwegian bukkehorn, harpeleik, langeleik, or the FUCKING LUR!!! Imagine "Damn, It Feels Good to be a Gangsta" on the bukkehorn! Please, run a carbide power drill bit through my brain bone, instead.

Maybe pay attention to how much of a failure Barry is at administrative and philosophical tasks. He dissed the Norwegian king? Fucking blow me.

And Frank J debunks some of the lies told about Barry Obama. I am glad that smart people are starting to help do that.

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