Tuesday, December 01, 2009

It is UNpossible to Believe the News Anymore

Since I am so damn covered up with work and trying to hide the dough, we are employing the anonymous linker to fill in the voids for a minute. Enjoy the fact that there exist other people that find the very same things to be as interesting as I do with the same amount of profanity, too! Fear.

The Religion of Man-Made Global Warming continues to strike fear in the hearts of people that still think that the Earth is flat. Leftists are fucking stupid.

The Head Shaman of the Church of Anthropomorphic Global Warming steps aside. Really, Leftists are fucking stupid.

The New York Times has always promoted the theory of Global Warming. Really, Leftists are fucking stupid, really.

Since Leftists make a living falsifying data, like with AGW, why would we think that all other data from Leftists would not be falsified? Really, Leftists are fucking stupid, really, and truly.

Since morons are not naturally created, except by other morons, and Leftists like to kill their babies, Leftists must create an ever-increasing supply of other morons. If you allow your children to be taught by Leftists, you are fucking stupid.

Luckily, it appears that the Leftist "news" channels are getting fewer and fewer visitors. It could be because Leftists are too fucking stupid to figure out how to operate even the simplest appliances.

Rightwing Sparkle tries like Hell to back Barry Obama on his new, contradictory Afghan policy. Most of us remember how absolutely clueless Democrats are on everything. Yes, this shall be a monumental failure, too, just like all Democrat policies are. Remember, Leftists are fucking stupid and wrong on everything, so the correct policy would have to be the opposite of what Barry is proposing.

Here's the very first thing that the iPhone will be able to do that is actually of value to intelligent people. Hide and watch as MacApple makes this technology illegal. Remember, Leftists are fucking stupid and Steve Jobs is a Leftist.

If you want to watch some anti-idiotarian stuff, try out Right Pundit Media's You Tube channel.

And continue to read this blog because we NUMBER 112 on the top conservative blog list in the entire world. IN. THE. WORLD.

Please take the time to comment.

7 comments:

Staci said...

By visiting here, I am in the presence of conservative blog royalty! Me = honored.

stilettoGOP said...

Congrats on the 112 placement! That's some serious stuff! No wonder I love it here.

Sorry but I did have to giggle when I saw #72 .. "Gay Patriot". Guess I had visions of my main gay Chad bedazzling his fatigues, doing the gay 'run' through the trenches motioning "Come on, you guyths!" You KNOW that's how it goes down.

Paul Mitchell said...

Skunkfeathers, it is never too late to remind people that liberals are idiotic morons.

Staci, as well you should be.

stiletto, Gay Patriot is not one of my daily reads, but it is still a good blog. The ranking that I was most stunned by, other than mine, was that Kevin Jackson at The Black Sphere was at 92. I think that his is a great blog. And exactly how do you know what I wear daily and what I do for fun?

stilettoGOP said...

My gay Chad told me what you do, he broke y'all's pinky promise. Hehe

I'll check out that other guy's blog you're talking about. I'm getting bored with my usual reads. Uh, not yours of course!! ;-)

Paul Mitchell said...

I am just sooooo tired of getting outed daily.

*Gasp and swoon*

Paul Mitchell said...

OMG!!! Barry FREAKING Bonds? That is too awesome to be true! Dude, you are so Hall of Fame. So very Hall of Fame.

stilettoGOP said...

My gay Chad told me what you do, he broke y'all's pinky promise. Hehe

I'll check out that other guy's blog you're talking about. I'm getting bored with my usual reads. Uh, not yours of course!! ;-)