Nick Saban IS Better Than Burr Bryant (See Note 1 at Bottom)

In an all out effort to drive much traffic to a Sunday post, I am throwing down the gauntlet and picking on Bammeroids because they are easy to pick on.

(Please ignore the FACT that if a team goes undefeated in the SEC and THEN wins the SEC Championship game, there is no reason to even have a BCS Championship Game, it is irrelevant. And ignore the FACT that Bammeroids are NOT the most obnoxious fans even in the SEC, they are actually THIRD in obnoxiousness, despite what [Dead] Tommy 5 wants you to believe.)

History of Da Burr: Burr was BORN IN ARKANSAS and won an Arkansas high school footbaw championship as a player. He also played on the Bammeroid 1934 Championship team. Blah, blah blah......

Corching: He won 6 national championships, 13 conference championships in 25 years at Bammer. Burr also added another SEC Championship in 1950 at KENTUCKY!!! That Kentucky team beat Oklahoma in the Sugar Bowl. He also had a Heisman winner, John David Crow, at Tejas Agricultural and Mechanical University, but never at Bammer. Burr also won a Southwest Conference Championship at A&M. Burr's winning percentage for thirty-six years hovered around 74%. *Yawn* (See Note 2)

Da Sabear: Nickie-Poo corched at Michigan and Toledo before getting into college footbaw corching. Some of you shall say that DANGED! Nick corched at Michigan, y'all must not know much about footbaw. That team is in the Big 10(11) and they have always sucked, so they do not count.

Nick really started corching in 1999 at Geaux Tigers. He won two SEC Championships and one national championship. He got out of footbaw in December 2004 to go be the warden at some limited capacity prison in Miami for two years and then came to Bammer in 2007. He went undefeated in regular season play in his second and third seasons there.

In case you were not watching college footbaw this year, Sabear also led the Bammeroids to an SEC Championship over Da Undefeated Gates and Circumcision Jesus. To add to this insult to Burr Bryant, Sabear also delivered Bammer's FIRST Heisman winner.

Sabear, seven years corching, probably his second national championship, three SEC Championships, and a Heisman winnah.

Burr Bryant, thirty-six years corching, six national championships, and fourteen SEC Championships, one Heisman winnah.

WHO YA' GOT?

Anyhoo, Stacy McCain is whoring himself out for money to go to Pasadena to see the Bammeroids play in the national championship game. Go hepp him out.

If I am not mistaken, the place that Bammer is playing in Pasadena is the same place they have the junior college games for uSCCC and the junior college championship game between the PAC-10 and the BIG 10(11).

And No Sheeples Here is making no qualms at all about going to Pasadena with The Other McCain. And blatant Burr Bryant ass-kissing is involved, too.

Please take the time to comment.

Note 1: Yes, I am aware that this is blasphemy to Bammeroids, who cares? They went undefeated in the SEC, won the SEC Championship, a Bammer player FINALLY won a Heisman, and they are going to the Ridiculous Bowl, too.

Note 2: Burr had an offer to corch at the University of Arkansas, but turned it down to join the military after Pearl Harbor's bombing. For this act alone, Burr Bryant punks out the Sabear as the greatest corch evah at Bammer, until someone else offers up their life and livelihood instead of corching. Not even close.