The national media meme on Tiger is that he is a Buddhist. Obviously the national media knows nothing about Buddhism, because one of the major main most tenets is that sex is a derivative of lust which is FORBIDDEN. In other words, Tiger? Not Buddhist or either he sucks at it.
That said, he is a great golfer and if anyone looks to him as anything other than a great golfer, well, I feel sorry for you. Maybe golf is the only thing at which he excels because he sucks at marriage and personal commitment to family. I mean really, how hard is it to keep your dick in your pants when you are in a committed relationship?
Oh, and Tiger, shut the fuck up.
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10 comments:
While Tiger prolly shoulda stuck to rubbing Buddha's belly, perhaps Buddha's jealous about what Tiger WAS rubbing, but I digress.
I could give a rat's ass (Tiger may be doing those, too) about Tiger Woods. He's no idol of mine.
Tiger Woods? Didn't he used to be a golfer? Whatever happened to him?
One of the networks hired a body language consultant and his observation was that Tiger's Mom was mad at him. You don't need a masters degree in psychology to know that a mother would be mad at her son if he gets caught playing around.
Basil, if there was only somewhere where we could find out what happened to him it would be a good thing. (Front page of the Clarion-Ledger yesterday.)
Skunks, Tiger knows less about Buddhism than I do and that is saying a lot!
MUD, there is no end to what a Masters of Psychology can tell you. HAHA!
Basil: Tiger Woods usta be a golfer. Then he woked up one mornin' and sez to hissef, he sez, "there's more than one foreplay in this sport", and started parkin' his putter in any open bag. Afore ya knowd dit, the "19th hole" had taken on a hole new meaning.
Did I mention he used to play golf?
The most wonderful thing about Tigger... is he's the only one.
Yaaaaaaaa, gonna have to steal this post word for freakin' word and post it up on M-Ville.
THX.
Mayor if that happens, my job shall be complete on this Earth.
Yaaaaaaaa, gonna have to steal this post word for freakin' word and post it up on M-Ville.
THX.
Mayor if that happens, my job shall be complete on this Earth.
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