It's official! Michelle Obama is an idiot.

Before you get all defensive, Sunshine, Haley and Marsha Barbour must be dumb as nails, too.

Is there anyone (past the age of FOUR YEARS OLD) that does not know that in order for you to maintain your health, you must eat properly and exercise? Seriously, you need Michelle Obama to fly down to poor widdle Mississippi to tell you to eat your vegetables? REALLY?

Needless to say, the staff at the Clarion Ledger thinks that Michelle Obama is the THIRD coming of the Lord Jesus Christ.

When you have a "news" item that states, "She is Hillary Clinton smart." and does not take the next eighteen pages printing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, there is a monumental problem, folks.

Think about that for a second, because it only took a few seconds for a good friend of mine to crawfish exponentially from the "I must admit that I liked Hillary Clinton" statement that she made YESTERDAY.

The C-L goes on to say that Michelle Obama is "fully qualified to discuss" numerous important issues of the day. This means that Michelle Obama HAS. A. MOUTH. It doesn't mean that she has the intelligence to solve these problems, it means she has the capability to TALK.

I cannot even contemplate how ridiculously stupid someone must be to actually print some of the stuff that comes from the "news" sources these days. Do they even READ what they publish? Do they even realize how stupid it is?

Does Michelle Obama really think that flying around the country, at taxpayer expense, to talk about getting exercise and eating good stuff is a good idea when her husband is rapidly destroying the economy of the country? SHE DOES? Is she retarded, TOO?

But check this out...

In a school classroom with her press people and Secret Service nearby, I met Mrs. Obama. She is a fascinating person with a recall of issues that showcases a depth of knowledge that far surpasses the superficial. During our tightly scheduled interview, she passionately discussed the obesity issue, why it's important, and why she'll devote much of her time to it.

Um, it is important for kids to be healthy. Mrs. Obama knows this. It makes her smart. REALLY? Are you kidding, Ronnie Agnew, or are you seriously this ridiculously DUMB?

We shall continue...

She is humorous person, but she is quick to get back on message because of the seriousness of the topic. There is an urgency there that suggests she considers this her mandate, her calling. She wants kids to get off the couch, limit video games, turn off the TV and become involved in some form of physical activity.

WORDS. ESCAPE. ME. You had an opportunity to address the First Lady of the United States and y'all are simply talking about something that every single person ABOVE THE FRIGGIN' AGE OF FOUR KNOWS? And making the attempt to act like you are discussing something of importance?

NO. FREAKING. WAI.

Not to keep hammering this point, but Ronnie even goes on to talk about how healthy the Obamas are. Um, dude, Michelle was right up close to you. Did you not see that humongously ginormous ASS of hers? Asses do not just get that size by exercise, it takes an inordinate amount of time sitting around doing NOTHING to make something spread out like that. And since your head is about nine feet up Barry Obama's ass, Ronnie, did you NOT hear about his medical examination this PAST WEEK? The doctor kinda told President Barry that his cholesterol numbers were through the stratosphere, he needs to quit smoking, and he drinks too much.

Ronnie opines...

I asked her how the typical family could get motivated to stay in shape like the Obamas, who've made themselves a "Let's Move" example.

Well, obviously it is to sit on the couch, have a servant bring you a beer, fire up a coffin nail, while eating a BUTTER, ICE CREAM, AND SAUSAGE PIE. Again, check out Michelle's ASS!

Let's take a look at more of the BIG HUGE BRAIN on Michelle Obama...

I would say, first of all, don't feel guilty and don't stress about it. I'd say the first thing is to go to your pediatrician.

There is so much wrongness here that it defies logic. First, your husband is trying to put all doctors out of business, but let's run to the doctor to tell us to eat properly and exercise? DUDE. YOU. ARE. KIDDING.

Read the article, NOW. Then come back and read my solution. I'll wait.

I'll make my solution short and to the point.

Cut out ALL government food stamp programs. End the "free" lunch program. End the handout program for "free" cable services. End the "free" internet program. When the fat "POOR" people cannot simply sit on their "free" couch, watching their "free" television, or using their "free" internet, while eating a "free" corndog (really a ribeye), I guarantee they will no longer be suffering from the the "disease" of obesity.

Oh, and Michelle Obama is a simpering IDIOT, Ronnie. So are you.

Our daily prayer: Good Lord, I am so glad that you watch over morons and keep them safe, but do you think that maybe you could give the rest of us a break for a CHANGE? We are kinda going BROKE feeding these idiots. Amen.

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