Talking Back to Morons - Monday Morning Edition

From an e-mail exchange started yesterday, concluding this morning:

Moron: The governor already signed the bill idiot.

Me: What governor, what bill?

Moron: The one you didn't read.

Me: That narrows it down. Thanks.

Moron: Miss governor pseudoephedrine bill

Me: Barbour signed that stupid bill?

Moron: he had signed it when you wrote about it

Me: I never wrote about the bill.

Moron: this http://liberalsmash.blogspot.com/2010/03/just-quick-observation.html

Me: Um, yeah, I wrote that, but it is not about any bill.

Moron: Dumbass, this is what you wrote: There is a new bill plodding its way through the Mississippi state house. This bill shall require a prescription to buy over the counter cold medication. No, I have NOT read the bill, NO I am not going to read the bill, YES, it IS a stupid bill.

Me: Yep, but that post is not about the bill. Did you read my post or are you just here to make me feel good about my intelligence?

Moron: how can you say that is not about the bill

Me: Well, because it is about supply and demand and how stupid the methodology of government is. It is not about increasing medicine and medical costs for zero results. It is about doing something that will not reduce the crime of meth usage.

Sorry if you are not sharp enough to grasp the concepts.

Moron: I am not the one that said that I was not going to read the bill.

Me: There was no reason for me to READ the bill, it is never going to work to reduce usage of meth anyway. And the reason that it is not going to work is because it does not address DEMAND. Once something is invented, it cannot be UNinvented. That is kinda what I said in my post. Understand? The post was not about the bill, it was about INTENT.

Moron: But, you said that the bill was not signed yet.

Me: My post was not about the bill. Your point?

Moron: you didn't read the bill and you didn't know it was signed

Me: The bill has nothing to do with my post, sir. Again, did you read my post?

Moron: no

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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