The Leftists have Targeted SALT!!! (UPDATED!!!)

Since Leftists are all dumb as a post, I thought that I needed to get involved on the salt issue that is the new pet project of those in the subset of humans commonly known as IDIOTS.

I am certainly unsure who has come up with the wonderful idea that salt is evil, but obviously they have not thought their newest target through to the nth degree. Thinking about idiotic ideas from the left is my forte. Let's play this through to the final solution.

The ultimate goal of those imbeciles that vote Democrat is to rid this planet of humans. That is all well and good IF you are not human, but oddly, I fall into that classification and I WANT TO LIVE.

You see, salt's MAIN usage is for preserving FOOD. Since, again, I am HUMAN and WANT TO LIVE, food is kinda important for my survival. Plus, it tastes really good, too! Win, win. Without salt, food kinda has a tendency to SPOIL.

I know that Democrats/morons/leftists do not understand SCIENCE!, but spoiled food is not good to eat and eating is necessary. Preserving food is a GOOD THING since there are more people than we can provide fresh food for. The main body of people that shall be affected by the Democrats/imbeciles/dripping wetbrain's idiotic assault on salt will be the people that reside in Third World Countries. In a strange turn of events, those people in Third World Countries are overwhelmingly BROWN.

We have returned full circle to the fact that Democrats/criminals/Hitlers HATE HATE HATE brown people. I realize now that with Democrats wearing those sheets and hoods it is certainly easier to pick out the evil folks, so I suggest that they start wearing their uniforms again.

In another startling bit of irony, why would anyone take diet advice from morons that wear plastic shoes and cannot walk more than one mile? Plus, who in the Hell wants to have a ginormous head with water-wings for ears, moobs, and no upper body strength like most of the Democrats? If you do not fit that mold of Democrat, the other wildly popular body type is one where there are so many fat rolls that a five gallon bucket of water dumped over their heads finds so many crevices to enter that the ground beneath their feet never gets wet.

Do you find it funny that Democrats are either on one extreme end of the gradation line or either the other opposing end? Why are there NO normal people involved in any facet of Democrat life?

Again, how do any of these idiots ever get elected? Has our educational system broken down so completely that people that actually enter the public school system overturn their very basic survival skills? How is it possible that there exist some people that push policies that are diametrically opposed to survival of the human species? Hinky.

The other thought that I had was that Democrats get a bunch of donations from Big Salt and Big Salt wants to drive up prices. Kinda like Big Banking has done with government backing and funding.

More on the salt lunacy, here.

UPDATE: I forgot to tell y'all that I was once again adding to my shared Google Reader items list. If you look under the sidebar "About Me and The Blog" heading, there is a clickable named "LINKDUMP LINKY THING!!! Shared Reading" that leads to those shared items. Hopefully, I'll be able to do a real linkdump, but four days outta pocket put me behind somewhat. Forgive me, I know y'all live for my linkdumps.

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