Drive By Blogging - The Hairy Mole is Missing

I have a confession to make. Ugly chicks just do not do it for me and I gauge chicks by the way they look. You can call me superficial all you want, that is your opinion. I value chicks all the same, it is just that what they think is kinda of lesser importance to the way they look.

You know, science kinda backs my way of thinking up, too. We all know that chicks cannot drive worth a crap, but all the nancy-people have started saying that is "genderish" or some other non-such.

Anyhoo, I like hot chicks and President Moron's SCOTUS pick, Elena Kagan, is ugly as a mud fence. That is ALL the reason that I need to object to her nomination. She is ONLY fifty years old and makes Ruth Bader Ginsburg look like an SI swimsuit model, so NO! Barry, you have to pick again. I cannot imagine having to look at that ugly broad's mug for the next thirty years.

Oh, sure, we can totally pick apart her nomination on other grounds. The first one would be "What federal building has she attempted to firebomb?" Remember, if someone is a friend of the president, they HATE HATE HATE this country and they are usually a former terrorist and a current Communist.

These traits do not bode well for a SCOTUS justice. I mean really, the last imbecile Barry picked, Sonia Sotomayor, lowered the collective IQ of the Supremes by 160 points, do we really need another idiot on the court?

Full Metal Patriot bullet-points her accomplishments. She could quite possibly be almost as qualified to be a Supreme as she is to be an auto-body repairghoul. Oh great, now I cannot get the image of her in a jumpsuit outta my damned head.

A liberal is pragmatic? Whew boy, I almost ruptured my spleen laughing at that one!!!

I always love reading the ways that the Barrystream Media describes idiots. It is fun to make a bingo card, with some adjectives formerly used only for Jesus Christ, get slipped into the traits of morons.

Oh, she's a lesbian? NO WAY!!! What self-respecting chick would want to get her groove on with Kagan?

Now, she is being compared to Harriet Miers. Even though Harriet was no looker, she was still a 0.4 compared to Kagan's 0.000000000001 in the beauty department. Harriet is 400 BILLION percent more attractive. I still wouldn't be seen in public with Miers anyway.

I'll just say this, the only thing that could make Kagan any uglier is if she wore these glasses.


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