Two Dogs Questions Supreme Nominee, Elena Kagan

Two Dogs: First let me apologize for forcing you to wear that twelve pack box over your head...um...Mr? Mizz? Kagan? I had to drink it first to stomach questioning someone with your physical...um...attributes. I just have a coupla' three questions.

Number one, do you think that it is okay to kill a ten year old child and where do you find that in The Constitution? If not, at what age is it okay to kill children because you have said on numerous occasions that it was legal?

Kagan: Um...

Two Dogs: Please shut up while I am asking my questions, I am going to ask them and get the Hell outta here and read your idiotic answers on the transcript. It is inhumane to make us sit in the room with you. If you are through interrupting, may I continue?

Kagan: Wh....

Two Dogs: Did I not just tell you to shut up? Can you not follow directions at all?

Kagan: Sir,...

Two Dogs: Good Lord, Ugly Betty, please zip the cakehole.

Kagan:.....

Two Dogs: Thank you for shutting your yapper.

Now, number two, does the Constitution say that our right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed? And when it says that, does that mean that people have the right to keep and bear arms or were the Framers of the Constitution just bullshitting us?

Number three, is it possible that the electorate of the United States could elect someone as stupid as Barry Obama in the future? Would you support a Constitutional amendment that demands our president not be a retarded imbecile like Obama plainly is? And how long do you think that it shall be before he winds up in jail?

Will someone gimme a holler when the transcript is available? Just so you know, I vote to NOT confirm, this person is so under-qualified to be a fry cook at McDonald's, it is overwhelming.

Is it September YET?

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