Friday, August 27, 2010

The Economy and Jim Cramer is BATSHIT Crazy

I have never seen a single program that gave Jim Cramer a platform on which to speak, I have never read anything that Jim Cramer has ever written, yet this morning I got an opportunity to hear him on the radio for the first time EVAH in my lifetime.

If you take investing tips from this man, you are going to wind up filing bankruptcy or going to the crazy house for being suicidal. There is no other ends to which that path can lead. Just letting you know.

Cramer seems to think that Tim Geithner SAVED the economy. That, right there, is the craziest thing that I have ever heard. (For a crazy reference point, I actually had a friend of mine tell me that a dude, while drunk, giving head to another dude does not constitute a homosexual act.)

Cramer also said that Obama's new homeowners' tax credit was a good idea. That is the second craziest thing that I have ever heard. Of course, Cramer does not understand that the idea of everyone owning a home is a stupid idea that basically CAUSED the financial meltdown. (Quickly, everyone blame Jimmy Carter for doing that.)

As long as normal people allow idiots like Barry Obama or Jim Cramer to speak, NOTHING is going to get any better in our country. There are hard choices to be made. No, I am wrong. The choices that we need to make are SANE choices that never needed to ever be contemplated. Lemme help.

END minimum wage.

END Social Security.

END all forms of welfare.

END federal government intrusion in public schools.

END the progressive tax rates.

END the allowing of illegal Mexicans to come into this country and get free shit.

END the race based preferences in everything that we do.

END the coddling of criminals.

END Title IX.

END the moral equivalence of the day.

END government subsidy of farming.

Never END the repeated beatings of people that actually read THIS WEBSITE and speak in public.

(This is a very truncated list of RATIONAL stuff. Add your pet peeves to the comments.)

Here's a linky love quickie with little comment
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New housing sales PLUMMET. (This is why Cramer was ridiculously speaking on that topic.)

Stereotypical Democrat moron, Alvin Greene, is the gift that keeps on giving. I cannot wait for the national media to start saying that Greene is too smart for us to understand like they have with Greene's mental equivalent, Barry Obama.

Far left moonbats not only bomb churches and schools, they also bomb their own ideological brethren's offices. Stop the hate, lock up ALL Democrats.

Obama's race wars are already in full swing. Told you.

Democrat jabbering heads on Democrat television mourn the discontinued slaughter of unborn children.

Normal people turn out in DROVES to vote the moron Democrats out of DC. I wonder how long this stage of dissent can last?

Barry the Barbarian has three posts this morning that were stellar. The only thing wrong with Barry's blog is that he doesn't add enough of his own words. (By the way, YOU DID say it better, I wish there was more of your better saying it.)

Hideous wasteful spending on criminal behavior from DC. Growing up in Mississippi, I saw this crap first hand. People living on the flood plain of the Mississippi River, getting flooded out every year, and NEVER spending any of that Gummint Cheese on anything but new bass boats and four wheel drive trucks. It is a scam, y'all.

I. AM. STUNNED. For years and years, we have been told that male on male homosexual behavior did not have anything to do with the spread of AIDS. Someone lied? (Reagan got lambasted for continuing to call it "GRID.")

Wait, you mean Sharia is BAD? Oh bullshit, no way, Islam means "PEACE."

Since uSCCC was stripped of the title from 2004, Auburn should be Champ. Lemme just give y'all one more reason why Auburn should have been champion anyway. The PAC-10 sucks and any team that goes undefeated and untied in the SEC should ALWAYS be national champion. That is NOT open for debate, people.

Last, but certainly not least, rollercoasters are AWESOME. I swear this is fine for work.


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9 comments:

Joubert said...

Thanks for the link, Paul. I know I take the easy way out and quote too much from others.

That friend of yours who thinks giving head to other guys while drunk may not be homosexual but he's definitely a Democrat.

Editor said...

Cramer's pretty bad. My brother did a stock market game and made money by doing the opposite of his advice.

Paul Mitchell said...

Barry, you know he is.

Matthew, betting against Cramer should be illegal. It is just like counting cards.

Boogie said...

One line stuck out to me: END government subsidy of farming.

I got two degrees in ag related fields, one of them in agricultural economics, and I was the ONLY one out there screaming "get RID of the subsidies!"

"Oh, but our poor farmers..."

Horse shit. That poor farmer's kid is driving a $40,000 pickup truck to Mississippi State, is a member of the most expensive fraternity on campus, and routinely runs up $200 bar tabs every Friday night, all on Daddy's dime (I swear, I must've heard "my daddy farms [fill in the blank] thousand acres" a million times during my time in school, and I never was impressed by that shit).

I actually had a farmer's son tell me once "our farm wouldn't be profitable if we didn't have government subsidies." Well guess what, bucko? YOUR FARM AIN'T PROFITABLE.

And the same thing goes for the biofuel industry. Cut that crap out too. You're gonna make something that is competitive with gasoline? Well make it, don't bitch and moan about how you need subsidies.

Gah.

Paul Mitchell said...

Boogie, it is really simple to me. Pay a man for the work he does. Do NOT pay a man for work he does not do. Farming subsidies pay a man for unperformed work, PLUS! It drives up the cost of food, too! Not to mention increases our taxes. Dude, there is so much wrong with the farm welfare that it boggles the mind.

Andy said...

Jeepers TD, why did you make me click on change.org? Heck, I'd rather click on my Humpday Hottie "read more" link than that.

Paul Mitchell said...

Andy, that is not possible. Even YOU do not want to click on your Humpday Hottie.

paul mitchell said...

Boogie, it is really simple to me. Pay a man for the work he does. Do NOT pay a man for work he does not do. Farming subsidies pay a man for unperformed work, PLUS! It drives up the cost of food, too! Not to mention increases our taxes. Dude, there is so much wrong with the farm welfare that it boggles the mind.

Barry the Born Again Redneck said...

Thanks for the link, Paul. I know I take the easy way out and quote too much from others.

That friend of yours who thinks giving head to other guys while drunk may not be homosexual but he's definitely a Democrat.