Let's Talk About Masturbation (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: Read Basil's post before you read this, it's better.

Much has been said about Christine O'Donnell's statements that she is opposed to masturbation. (No, I have NOT heard what she said and could not care less.)

AND?

Normal people do not talk about it, do not promote it, and do not condone it. Sorry, we also know that kids are going to try it, but since we are not sexually perverted weirdos like those morons on the left, we try to teach our kids that the sex act is to be shared between a man and his wife.

We VALUE the act of love-making and do not want to turn it into an act of self-gratification totally about the orgasm. No, sex is supposed to be the most meaningful act that human beings can perform.

All that shit aside...

What I want from an elected official is for them to cut fucking taxes and let me keep what I earn because I am GUARANTEED my individual rights, which includes the right to keep the fruits of my labor.

Of course, Democrats cannot make ANY election about ideology or philosophy, they have to make elections about ridiculous bullshit that distracts their stupid voters.

Please keep in mind that if you are a Democrat, you can CHANGE your stupid behavior and refuse to continue to be a moron for your entire life.

Just because you are stupid now, you do not have to be stupid always, you know?

And in response, here is Chris Coons' campaign ad that promotes jacking off all the time, because that is what you are about if you are a Democrat.



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