Blackuary Dieciséis, Diecisiete, and Dieciocho - 03AB - First Formal Protest Against Slavery

On this day, Blackuary 18, in 1688, the very first protests against slavery, in what was to become the United States of America, were held in Germantown, Pennsylvania. This protest was held by Whitey McCrackerington and Honky O'Whiterson of the Quakers and the Mennonites. These lily-white cracker folks protested not only slavery itself, but the slave trade in general. Since we all know that white people lurved them some slavery, we can only assume that the Quakers and the Mennonites were protesting so they could get in on some black-hot slave action like all of the other labor unions. I cannot WAIT until we have to pay reparations for slavery and those descendants of the Quakers and Mennonites have to pay them, too, simply because they are white. That'll teach someone to stand up against slavery, like those folks that started the Republican Party for the sole purpose of abolishing slavery.

HEY!!! I got a great idea to clear up this reparations snag. Everyone that is a Democrat or is descended from Democrats, the Party of Slavery, has to pay reparations. All of the normal people that think that slavery is an abomination and have never been a Democrat, don't have to pay them.

On this day, Blackuary 17, in 2011, the first approximately half-black President proves that he cares less about black people than the former president, George W. Bush, the dumbest person to ever live in the history of the world, according to national media outlets. Just to clear up the confusion, since Barry Obama has been president, unemployment has skyrocketed, home foreclosures have exploded, energy prices are headed up, making groceries is getting pricey, and businesses are fleeing this country like white people from Jackson, Mississippi. If you are black and own your own business, or are thinking about starting your own business, you waited too late.

On this day, Blackuary 16, in 2011, the state employees of Wisconsin staged a walkout to protest having an intelligent governor. They were supported whole-heartedly by the very first approximately half-black President of the United States in an attempt to solidify his being wrong about everything that he has ever promoted.

Here are the union members and Democrat state employees at their walk-out. Oddly, this is the very first time I have ever seen a Democrat wearing the Party Uniform. it is weird looking.

Now, since during the month of Blackuary, we are skimming along following the stupid ideology of the "Progressives," I thought that I would touch on evolution for a minute.

"WTF?!?!?! How in the Sam Hill does THAT have anything to do with Blackuary?"

Glad you asked, because I was going to tell you even if you did not want to know.

You see, "Progressive scientists" tell us that man descended from a lower life-form like a gibbon or an ape. And since "Progressive scientists" tell us that, we have to take it as GOSPEL.

Now, to delve into Evolutionism or the Religion of Darwin, we have to accept that certain races must have descended from different animals because of the differences in appearance, amirite?

Come to find out, Gingers descended from Neanderthal man. I would guess that black folks descended from Java Man, quite simply because we call coffee, "Java" and it is dark.

Of course, Asians descended from Peking Man. That is just a no-brainer.

And white folks were created by G_d. Except for "Progressives," they are descended from jackasses.

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